LOL! ...Or Not.

Here's a thread where you can post jokes. It can be REALLY hilarious that it makes you laugh out loud literally, it can be REALLY lame that crickets won't even bother to chirp on it.

I'm not gonna start, since I'm not really good with jokes XD

Well, post away!

(Well ima give it a go.. I'm not that funny either but you can never go wrong with Chuck Norris)

One time Chuck Norris visited The Virgin Islands, and when he left, it was just called The Islands.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

Kids check their closets for monsters; monsters check their closets for Chuck Norris.

Under Chuck Norris' beard is a fist.

Chuck Norris' name use to be Kill Switch Death Eater, he changed it to Chuck Norris cause he thought it sounded tougher.

Chuck Norris' pee melts iron.

(>< Yeah that's all I can remember now)

Mercy wrote:(Well ima give it a go.. I'm not that funny either but you can never go wrong with Chuck Norris)

One time Chuck Norris visited The Virgin Islands, and when he left, it was just called The Islands.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

Kids check their closets for monsters; monsters check their closets for Chuck Norris.

Under Chuck Norris' beard is a fist.

Chuck Norris' name use to be Kill Switch Death Eater, he changed it to Chuck Norris cause he thought it sounded tougher.

Chuck Norris' pee melts iron.

(>< Yeah that's all I can remember now)

xD Chuck Norris. "Classic", lol

Talkin about Chuck Norris..

One day Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine to the general public, he decided to name it "Red Bull". o.o

When Chuck Norris divides by zero a black hole is created.

Stephenie Meyer.

Naked Snake wrote:Stephenie Meyer.

That's the writer of the twilight serie. xP
You really hate it, don't you?

Naked Snake wrote:Stephenie Meyer.

Very nice very nice.

Heres one that should make you all vomit.
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.....................................................................
he..he...he
*claps accordingly*

3 girls, one with brown hair, one with red hair, and one blonde, were on the run from the police after they broke into a convienient store. They took shelter in a barn. The police knew they must have escaped to the barn, so they followed them there. The brown-haired girl hid with some roosters. When the deputy came by to where the roosters were, the brown haired girl and the roosters made a ''cock-a-doodle doooo!!!'' sound, disguising herself as a rooster in order to confuse him. It worked. After the police officer left the roosters, the girl escaped. The deputy then checked the next stable, which was filled with cows. The redhead girl was in there. When the deputy looked inside, he saw the cows and heard one of them utter a ''MOOOO!!!!!!'', which was the redheaded girl. Thinking there were only cows inside the stable, the deputy was once again fooled. As he left the stable, the redhead got away just like the brown-haired girl. The deputy then began his search for the blonde girl. After failing to find her in one of the barn stables, he checked the flowers. The blonde girl was hiding in a thick meadow of daisies. The blonde girl decided she was going to fool him like the other two girls did. Right as the police officer came by, the blonde girl yelled, ''FLOWER!!!!!!!!''

Naked Snake wrote:Stephenie Meyer.

For once, I completely agree with you.

Naked Snake wrote:Stephenie Meyer.

Pretty much no topping this.

Rain_of_Tears wrote:

Naked Snake wrote:Stephenie Meyer.

Very nice very nice.

Heres one that should make you all vomit.
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.....................................................................
he..he...he
*claps accordingly*

No cricket would even bother to chirp on that. XD

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people

Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

:D

Naked Snake wrote:Stephenie Meyer.

HAHAHAHAHA! good call

what's the difference between a speed bump and an asian?
you slow down for the speed bump

RustleXer wrote:what's the difference between a speed bump and an asian?
you slow down for the speed bump

Huh...?

Rianna Lauren wrote:

RustleXer wrote:what's the difference between a speed bump and an asian?
you slow down for the speed bump

Huh...?

You don't wanna know Riri. XD
You don't wanna.

EllaMila1 wrote:

Rianna Lauren wrote:

RustleXer wrote:what's the difference between a speed bump and an asian?
you slow down for the speed bump

Huh...?

You don't wanna know Riri. XD
You don't wanna.

...I think I do.


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Rustle....!! >_> What did I told you about...!! Dx

Rianna Lauren wrote:

EllaMila1 wrote:

Rianna Lauren wrote:

RustleXer wrote:what's the difference between a speed bump and an asian?
you slow down for the speed bump

Huh...?

You don't wanna know Riri. XD
You don't wanna.

...I think I do.


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Rustle....!! >_> What did I told you about...!! Dx

Racism? Everyone knows it not racist if its not black. Plus everyone rips on us asians XD

Rianna Lauren wrote:

EllaMila1 wrote:

Rianna Lauren wrote:

RustleXer wrote:what's the difference between a speed bump and an asian?
you slow down for the speed bump

Huh...?

You don't wanna know Riri. XD
You don't wanna.

...I think I do.


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Rustle....!! >_> What did I told you about...!! Dx

um... i think you mean "tell" and plus i'm asian so i'm bagging myself lol it's all good if you bag yourself too

RustleXer wrote:

Rianna Lauren wrote:

EllaMila1 wrote:

Rianna Lauren wrote:

RustleXer wrote:what's the difference between a speed bump and an asian?
you slow down for the speed bump

Huh...?

You don't wanna know Riri. XD
You don't wanna.

...I think I do.


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Rustle....!! >_> What did I told you about...!! Dx

um... i think you mean "tell" and plus i'm asian so i'm bagging myself lol it's all good if you bag yourself too

Yes, "tell", and...

...

...whatever. DX

woah how long ago did this trend die? :S