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Stinky shoe! Dx
Riaaanna- Posts : 3986
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Rianna Lauren wrote:Stinky shoe! Dx
Shoe cleaner! XD
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I'M COVERED IN BEES
Chapter One
The Pain was not born covered in bees. That came later. First there was a lack of bees. This gave way to a longing for bees. And then, finally, the bees.
Once he was covered in bees, the Pain began to discover he had some miraculous bee-related powers, such as:
-Being covered in bees.
-Covering other people in bees.
-Covering things in bees.
-Covering bees with more bees.
He would later use his bee-covered skills to cover Nazis in bees in World War II.
Chapter Two
After his covering of Nazis with bees came a period where his bee powers were wasted on various minuscule tasks such as building human-sized hives and pollinating as many flowers as he possibly could.
Sadly, this pollination lead to the arrest of "The Pain" for lewd behavior in public. His pollination skills were widely appreciated in the prison he was assigned to, but his bees were not as appreciated. For his screams of "I'M COVERED IN BEES" were an un-welcome sound. At this point fellow inmates would be swarmed by various bees and bee like substances.
Finally The Pain was released from jail in the early 50's. A movie was soon release about him entitled: "Will I ever bee free?"
It was a flop.
Chapter Three
After the failure of his movie, The Pain went on to try his luck in Broadway theater. He managed to get a part as a backup dancer in The Sound of Music, however, when his bees ended up attacking the lead, he was promptly let go.
Yes, times were rough for The Pain. He had now fallen into depression.
Chapter Three, Section Bee
The Pain next embarked in a career in stand up comedy, or as he called it "stand up comeBEE". The majority of The Pain's act was made up of dialogue taken from Shakespeare plays; "BEE this a knife I see BEEfore BEE", "to BEE or not to BEE" and such and forth. After a heckler was told The Pain that he "couldn't BEE any less funny unless he BEEat everyone in the audience to death", the focus of The Pain's act shifted noticeably to place a larger emphasis on attacking the audience with bees."
Chapter Four
Left alone in the streets of New York a broken man, The Pain was left with his bees, destitute.
The Pain was left to seek a new profession with the fall of his acting career, a twist of fate brought him to beekeeping.
The Pain learned to harness the power of honey, and tamed the wild bees for his own use. With the dawning of the Cold War, The Pain had reenlisted to join the army.
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Class act writing right there. Lol.Naked Snake wrote:I'M COVERED IN BEESChapter One
The Pain was not born covered in bees. That came later. First there was a lack of bees. This gave way to a longing for bees. And then, finally, the bees.
Once he was covered in bees, the Pain began to discover he had some miraculous bee-related powers, such as:
-Being covered in bees.
-Covering other people in bees.
-Covering things in bees.
-Covering bees with more bees.
He would later use his bee-covered skills to cover Nazis in bees in World War II.
Chapter Two
After his covering of Nazis with bees came a period where his bee powers were wasted on various minuscule tasks such as building human-sized hives and pollinating as many flowers as he possibly could.
Sadly, this pollination lead to the arrest of "The Pain" for lewd behavior in public. His pollination skills were widely appreciated in the prison he was assigned to, but his bees were not as appreciated. For his screams of "I'M COVERED IN BEES" were an un-welcome sound. At this point fellow inmates would be swarmed by various bees and bee like substances.
Finally The Pain was released from jail in the early 50's. A movie was soon release about him entitled: "Will I ever bee free?"
It was a flop.
Chapter Three
After the failure of his movie, The Pain went on to try his luck in Broadway theater. He managed to get a part as a backup dancer in The Sound of Music, however, when his bees ended up attacking the lead, he was promptly let go.
Yes, times were rough for The Pain. He had now fallen into depression.
Chapter Three, Section Bee
The Pain next embarked in a career in stand up comedy, or as he called it "stand up comeBEE". The majority of The Pain's act was made up of dialogue taken from Shakespeare plays; "BEE this a knife I see BEEfore BEE", "to BEE or not to BEE" and such and forth. After a heckler was told The Pain that he "couldn't BEE any less funny unless he BEEat everyone in the audience to death", the focus of The Pain's act shifted noticeably to place a larger emphasis on attacking the audience with bees."
Chapter Four
Left alone in the streets of New York a broken man, The Pain was left with his bees, destitute.
The Pain was left to seek a new profession with the fall of his acting career, a twist of fate brought him to beekeeping.
The Pain learned to harness the power of honey, and tamed the wild bees for his own use. With the dawning of the Cold War, The Pain had reenlisted to join the army.
Rain- Posts : 1496
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What happened to this thread? It used to be so popular... O_O
Rain- Posts : 1496
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Wake the dead. >_<
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Redemption of those who shall not pass!!
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I have no idea what you just said..
What's up?
What's up?
Luck- Posts : 295
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Well. Now that it's back...
IF ONLY HE COULD LOVE MEEEEE... HE COULD LOVE MEEEEE... XP
IF ONLY HE COULD LOVE MEEEEE... HE COULD LOVE MEEEEE... XP
Riaaanna- Posts : 3986
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Are you being serious, or singing a song?
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XD!!
Don't eat the koolaid man! It will break through your walls!!
Don't eat the koolaid man! It will break through your walls!!
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They weren't kidding when they named this thread random chat.. Wtf?
Luck- Posts : 295
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XD!!
Karmy: Making people "Wtf?" since 10:41 AM on 1991 :3
Karmy: Making people "Wtf?" since 10:41 AM on 1991 :3
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Year n time of your birth?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I would so give you a high five right now
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I would so give you a high five right now
Luck- Posts : 295
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Pretty much XD!!
Especially since I'm a triplet and the docs were all like. "Wtf!? There's another one?!" and thus Karmy was born :3
Granted Karmy's not my real name but you get the pic XD!!
Yay! *high fives Lucky!*
Especially since I'm a triplet and the docs were all like. "Wtf!? There's another one?!" and thus Karmy was born :3
Granted Karmy's not my real name but you get the pic XD!!
Yay! *high fives Lucky!*
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Fishing4Karma wrote:XD!!
Karmy: Making people "Wtf?" since 10:41 AM on 1991 :3
Good lord you people are making me feel old.
Xenophobic Sponge- Posts : 574
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Yeah, I got it... ahahahaha
lol Sponge
lol Sponge
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It was bound to happen sometime Spongery
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XD
Yes I was singing. I'm in a Canary/Arrow mood these days.
Yes I was singing. I'm in a Canary/Arrow mood these days.
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Yay Archy!!!
Congrats ^_^
Congrats ^_^
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Ooooh. Speaking of posts...
Riaaanna- Posts : 3986
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i don't know where this is going..... but i think rianna is turing to the dark side....
RUN PEOPLE RUN!!! FLEEEEEEEE!
RUN PEOPLE RUN!!! FLEEEEEEEE!
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