Corrupt a Wish

Got got it one pretty date... Pretty UgLy and pretty MeAn!

I wish my firiends would quit fighting over me!!!!

icegal2779 wrote:Got got it one pretty date... Pretty UgLy and pretty MeAn!

I wish my firiends would quit fighting over me!!!!

Wish granted. They stop fighting over you and instead, direct all their attention to the lone muffin sitting in the bakery window.

I wish Frisbees actually were flying saucers.

granted but they are also Shark/torpedo's and they dont like u much

i wish i was a transformer

Ty wrote:granted but they are also Shark/torpedo's and they dont like u much

i wish i was a transformer

Wish Granted. You can transform from a light bulb into a pair of scissors.

I wish everyone recognized their sin.

Granted but you lose the ice-cream truck u wished for XD!

i wish i had 20$ american. not counterfeit.

Ok , but an american hobo steals it! XD LOL


I wish space travel was possible!

icegal2779 wrote:Ok , but an american hobo steals it! XD LOL


I wish space travel was possible!

Wish granted. But you get kidnapped by the Vogons, who read you their poetry (third worse in the universe), and you die of internal haemorrhaging. However, you might have survived had you gnawed your own leg off.

I wish people would stop listening to Christmas music before Thanksgiving is over. (It is allowed on FRIDAY, no sooner >:l )

granted but christmasnever comes (LOL)

i wish i had a foot

Ty wrote:granted but christmasnever comes (LOL)

i wish i had a foot

Wish granted, but since you already have two, this one grows on your head. =P

I wish I had an ipod touch.

Thecrazykid3649 wrote:

Ty wrote:granted but christmasnever comes (LOL)

i wish i had a foot

Wish granted, but since you already have two, this one grows on your head. =P

I wish I had an ipod touch.

Wish granted. You ONLY get the ipod- no charger or instructions
I wish for 'de big zam (If you know what that is, I applaud you)

redeagle321 wrote:

Thecrazykid3649 wrote:

Ty wrote:granted but christmasnever comes (LOL)

i wish i had a foot

Wish granted, but since you already have two, this one grows on your head. =P

I wish I had an ipod touch.

Wish granted. You ONLY get the ipod- no charger or instructions
I wish for 'de big zam (If you know what that is, I applaud you)

Granted, but you have to find it hiding in the ocean somewhere, and when you do, you accidentally hit the self destruct button. =/


I wish wish for more wishes I had more wishes!

Rain_of_Tears wrote:

redeagle321 wrote:

Thecrazykid3649 wrote:

Ty wrote:granted but christmasnever comes (LOL)

i wish i had a foot

Wish granted, but since you already have two, this one grows on your head. =P

I wish I had an ipod touch.

Wish granted. You ONLY get the ipod- no charger or instructions
I wish for 'de big zam (If you know what that is, I applaud you)

Granted, but you have to find it hiding in the ocean somewhere, and when you do, you accidentally hit the self destruct button. =/


I wish wish for more wishes I had more wishes!

Wish granted, you make more sense.

I wish I could throw up whenever I wanted.

Mercy wrote:

Rain_of_Tears wrote:

redeagle321 wrote:

Thecrazykid3649 wrote:

Ty wrote:granted but christmasnever comes (LOL)

i wish i had a foot

Wish granted, but since you already have two, this one grows on your head. =P

I wish I had an ipod touch.

Wish granted. You ONLY get the ipod- no charger or instructions
I wish for 'de big zam (If you know what that is, I applaud you)

Granted, but you have to find it hiding in the ocean somewhere, and when you do, you accidentally hit the self destruct button. =/


I wish wish for more wishes I had more wishes!

Wish granted, you make more sense.

I wish I could throw up whenever I wanted.

Granted. Everywhere you go there are mirrors so you can have image induced vomiting.

I wish I could vomit on Mercy, and take her out for sea food!! :D WTF? O.o

granted, but your vomit is the food you'll be eating

i wish i could buy a dog

Ty wrote:granted, but your vomit is the food you'll be eating

i wish i could buy a dog

Wish granted you buy a dog, but it gets run over by an ice cream truck.

I wish I wouldn't get so easily annoyed.

Mercy wrote:

Ty wrote:granted, but your vomit is the food you'll be eating

i wish i could buy a dog

Wish granted you buy a dog, but it gets run over by an ice cream truck.

I wish I wouldn't get so easily annoyed.

Wish granted; unfortunately, someone tries to annoy you to the point where you do get very angry and you kill them, thus landing you in jail :D

I wish songs would never get old for me; they would always sound great

Terra wrote:

Mercy wrote:

Ty wrote:granted, but your vomit is the food you'll be eating

i wish i could buy a dog

Wish granted you buy a dog, but it gets run over by an ice cream truck.

I wish I wouldn't get so easily annoyed.

Wish granted; unfortunately, someone tries to annoy you to the point where you do get very angry and you kill them, thus landing you in jail :D

I wish songs would never get old for me; they would always sound great

Ok but when ur an old lady and everyone tells u that it's out of style, u will b SO weird.. sry couldn't think...
I wish I would shot a buck for deer season!

Granted, but you get mauled by a flock of geese on the way home and tragically, die.

I wish I had a face that could brighten a room!

Shadow_of_Darkness wrote:Granted..But instead of brightening it...It explodes...
I wish i can play an instrument..

Granted, you can play a leaf better than anybody else on the planet XD

I wish I was a cat!

Granted - dogs are chasing you all around the town.

I wish I can see clearly without glasses.

Rianna Lauren wrote:Granted - dogs are chasing you all around the town.

I wish I can see clearly without glasses.

Granted, but you look into a mirror and wish you had the escape that you used to have.

I Mercy would read the post I left for her last wish and tell me what she thought,,,

Rain_of_Tears wrote:

Rianna Lauren wrote:Granted - dogs are chasing you all around the town.

I wish I can see clearly without glasses.

Granted, but you look into a mirror and wish you had the escape that you used to have.

I Mercy would read the post I left for her last wish and tell me what she thought,,,

Wish granted, but she hit you with a skillet. And it was hot, so you got hurt.

I wish my dog would stop clawing at the door.
(if you kill my dog, I'll me mad. T_T )

Wish granted, you have no door ..;
I wish I could actually grow a plant WITHOUT it dying >=\

Granted, now you have a giant plant. It overgrows and now your house is destroyed. O.o

I wish I can write fanfiction without having any writers block. At ALL.

Rianna Lauren wrote:Granted, now you have a giant plant. It overgrows and now your house is destroyed. O.o

I wish I can write fanfiction without having any writers block. At ALL.

Wish granted, only you never stop writing and eventually lose all sense of plot.

I wish Perry the platypus was real. >.>