Corrupt a Wish

Ahahahahahah xDDDDDD Fine, let's wait for someone else to corrupt that.

=D

Granted you get to wear contacts and you poke yourself in the eye with a hangnail and your eye deflates

I wish I had some red converse :O

aaaaaah! MY EYES!! O_O

...Granted, but now everything else you have turns red! Including your skin! :O

I wish I can have chocolate ice cream for breakfast... o_o

I wouldn't mind that xD

granted, but you have nothing for dessert D:

I wish my phone would stop being dumb...

Granted, now your computer's being dumb. Dumber than mine.

I wish I have chocolate milk. :3

Mmmk, but it's spoiled! >:]

I wish I wasn't so sleepy right now... or sore... O_o

Granted - now you're awake and you can never sleep again! :O

I wish I can have a better internet connection. ._.

Wish granted, but now your cell phone stops working. =P


I wish I could control time.

Wish granted, but you don't know how it works.

I wish I had a 'pop tart'

Granted but the sugar and pesticides that they put on the fruit change your molecular structure and you lose all your hair and fingernails.

I wish I had an iTunes girftcard.

Wish granted, you get a card for two cents

I wish I could find a better avatar then the one I have now oPo

Granted and you get the awesomest avatar ever and then avatar ninjas assasinate you because you and the awesome avatar where just too epic when put together.

I wish that my room stayed clean =P

Granted, your clothes always stay filthy

I wish the oven wasn't so hot DX

(Mine is too it isn't worth cooking things in it cause you would pass out from extreme heat exposure!)

Granted but then your entire house freezes and becomes a block of ice causing your clothes to always be wet which will give you pnemounia and then you lose an arm to frostbite. o.O

I wish my closet was comfy-er to sit in

Wish granted, but the boogieman steals your pants and scares you ^^

I wish people wouldn't think that post is too random

Wish granted, but it gets un-random it puts people to Zz....Zz....Zz....

I wish I could fix my car oPo

Granted, but your foot falls apart :O

I wish all my financial problems were fixed >_>

Granted but then you go broke $.$

Wish i had a plate of cookies p=

Granted but they're stale DX

I wish I wasn't so sore and sleepy x_x

Awww!! Wish granted, you are no longer sore, nor sleepy ;-;

I wish I had the heart to corrupt that wish.

Granted, Terry hates you for life for corrupting it o_O!

I wish I could get a hug right now ;-;

O_O AWWWWWWWW! Wish granted. I give you a tight hug and don't let go till you're happy!

I wish I could fall asleep right now O_o

Wish granted, you fall asleep but wake up 2 seconds later oPo

I wish the oil leak wasn't happening right now.

I wish I knew how to corrupt that wish.....