Re: Corrupt a Wish

by **SnowFallsSlow** 8/2/2011, 9:43 pm

Wish granted; every picture you've ever taken suddenly disappears.

I wish I was better at volleyball.

by **Rinisa** 8/2/2011, 11:56 pm

Wish granted, unfortunately you now stink at walking. But you sure know how to spike!

I wish I knew Adam Sandler.

by archiesangel 8/3/2011, 12:47 am

Granted but he doesn't know you and so he orders a restraining order for you

I wish I had a regular sleep schedule

by **redeagle321** 8/3/2011, 8:21 pm

wish granted but it's really small and you end up tired a lot

I wish I could fix my car

by archiesangel 8/3/2011, 8:34 pm

Granted but someone steals your fixed car

I wish I lived closer to my cousin

by **redeagle321** 8/3/2011, 8:37 pm

Wish granted but then your cousin moves

by archiesangel 8/4/2011, 8:07 pm

I corrupt a corrupted wish to make it come true the way it was originally planned!

I wish I had bangs

by **SnowFallsSlow** 8/4/2011, 8:28 pm

Wish granted; you have bangs and no other hair.

I wish that I didn't have bug bites everywhere.

by **Rinisa** 8/5/2011, 7:21 pm

Wish granted, however you now have bugs every where.

I wish I had a pony.

by archiesangel 8/5/2011, 8:34 pm

Granted but its a plastic bath toy

I wish I could bake pies without destroying the kitchen

by **Rinisa** 8/5/2011, 9:28 pm

Wish granted. You can bake pies but now you somehow always destroy the living room.

I wish my parents would stop saying I'm too old for cartoons.

by archiesangel 8/9/2011, 8:01 pm

Granted your parents turn into cartoons so you can watch them all the time.

I wish my phone's vibrate wasn't so loud

by **Rinisa** 8/9/2011, 10:31 pm

Granted, but your phone keypad now blares with each tap.

I wish that it doesn't rain tomorrow.

by **Rinisa** 8/10/2011, 6:04 pm

Wish granted but without insects the entire food chain collapses and the world literally ends.

I wish I had noticed when I made my 2400th post so I could have made it apic. =/

by EllaMila1 8/12/2011, 7:09 am

Granted, but you break them immediately.

I wish summer vacation would last longer..

by **Rinisa** 8/13/2011, 6:55 pm

Granted, but now summer technically is longer and throws the world out of whack.

I wish I had more free time to write.

by archiesangel 8/16/2011, 10:16 pm

Granted but all you can write are Roman Numerals

I wish it was August 17th already

by **redeagle321** 8/17/2011, 8:40 am

wish granted- it IS the 17th. But it's raining.

I wish people would return my calls the day I make them.

by **Rinisa** 8/17/2011, 12:52 pm

Wish granted, but when they call you miss it.

I wish there was something at least mildly entertaining on TV...

by **redeagle321** 8/17/2011, 1:00 pm

Wish granted, but you don't get any of those channels.

I wish my dog wouldn't drool all the time.

by archiesangel 8/18/2011, 9:20 pm

Granted but you can't eat it because you are allergic to it and your throat swells causing you to go to the hospital instead

I wish the student government leader at my school wasn't so scatterbrained

by **redeagle321** 8/19/2011, 12:19 pm

wish granted, but the REST of the student gov. gets scatterbrained.

I wish summer break had been longer (My summer break was only a week long)

by EllaMila1 8/20/2011, 6:53 am

Granted, but it's pooping in your house!

I wish some people wouldn't think so highly of themselves because of the people they know.

by archiesangel 9/2/2011, 10:31 pm

Granted they all think highly of you and never give you a moments peace

I wish I wasnt sick

by **Rinisa** 9/10/2011, 8:01 pm

Granted, your sickness kills you.

I wish I had more patience.

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