Corrupt a Wish

Granted, LA becomes a city so large that it encompasses the entire United States, from D.C. to Florida to Seattle, the entire country is nothing but the city of Los Angles, nature is dead, bunnies are an endangered species and sunglasses wearing LA douche bags are at an all time high. Enjoy your stay.

I wish I didn't have to go to school. I only had a week off! I need a vacation, some place warm, where sunglasses might actually be required.

Well it's your lucky day. The end of school... 'cause the world has been engulfed by the sun, but atleast it's warm too!

I wish I didn't ramble so much. I'm starting to sound like my Busia -_-'

Granted you can only say words that start with the letter 's'. Tada! No more rambling!

I wish I could focus on one thing at a time so I could get it done

Wish Granted, you focus on one thing. Only one thing, for eterinty. Eventually, your sight would dim and you would die.

I wish the night wasn't so tempting.

wish granted, but now you're afraid of the dark.

I wish Rick Scott wasn't such a total idiot.....

Granted but Florida gets so much better that everyone wants to live here and the entire state goes under from the weight

I wish my hair was longer

wish granted but you grow shorter as a result.

I wish that I had more hours at work =\

Granted, but the only hours you get involve a sponge, a mop, a gallon of water and 12 isles of vomit.

I wish I could start my work sooner.

Granted but it only counts as volunteer hours

I wish I had a better immune system

wish granted, but then I have sit here and strain to think up a way to corrupt that that isn't geeky.

I wish I..... wasn't geeky

Granted. You no longer come on the forums.

I wish I had more money to geek out.

Granted, but you geek out on the wrong stuff and end up with tons of LOST merchandise!!

I wish I had all that LOST merchandise...

granted, you now become overly obcessed with LOST and never stop watching it.

i wish my teachers would stop giving so many essays

(Hahaha too late for that, Curvy! I already am obsessed with LOST and never stop watching it )

Granted, but they give you tons and tons of powerpoints to do.. and they're about math.

I wish my nose would stop running so much.

Wish granted but now it's so dry all the time you have to use those obnoxious nose sprays

I wish it would hurry up and rain instead of just being cloudy

Granted. It rains for fourth days and fourth nights. The Greatest flood in Florida.

I wish I could read faster.

Granted but you process it in gibberish

I wish it wasn't so cloudy D: bah

granted, it is sunny all the time and very hot

i wish i had my own laptop...

You DO knucklehead oPo it's just five billion years old

I wish I.... I dunno, had a phone that didn't take twenty minuites to receive texts.

Granted but the texts come only two options: German or Swedish

I wish I could read kanjis

wish granted, but you loose the ability to read anything else.

I wish I could dye my hair blue...

Granted, but it is so dark blue it appears to be black except for in extremely bright, blinding, lighting.

I wish for an oriental Kitten.

wish granted but you develop an alergy to it.

I wish I could could up with wishes to corrupt as quickly as you guys =T

Granted but your fingers work faster than your brain and they fall off

I wish I was able to fix my stupid computer

Wish granted but you can't fix the smart one :V

I wish I didn't have to work that big ol' shift tommorow x_x