Corrupt a Wish

TeenTitan-x wrote:granted but you can only watch 2 seconds of it

i wish i could FLY!

granted, but then you didn't know how to land, so... xD

I wish I don't have to go to school to be smart... xDDDDDD

TeenTitan-x wrote:granted but you can only watch 2 seconds of it

i wish i could FLY!

Wish granted, you get an airline ticket to Iraq.

I wish I could blow things up. Like the Universe.

Mercy wrote:

TeenTitan-x wrote:granted but you can only watch 2 seconds of it

i wish i could FLY!

Wish granted, you get an airline ticket to Iraq.

I wish I could blow things up. Like the Universe.

Granted, you can blow things up, like the universe, but you don't know how to.

Best be careful around your friends ;p

I wish I had the power of Brush-o-gun, that people might tremble before my mighty wrath! *cue evil laughter.*

Mercy, you skipped my post! DX

Rianna Lauren wrote:Mercy, you skipped my post! DX

I can corrupt your wish for you.

You don't have to go to school to be smart, you're smart already.
But you still have to go to school.

Rianna Lauren wrote:Mercy, you skipped my post! DX

Oh sorry, we must have been posting at the same time >_<

Whos fckn wish is it now? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

I wish I was the lead singer of a band.

Granted, but nobody likes your song. XDDD

I wish I can see clearly without wearing glasses.

granted but you can only see clearly in pitch black

i wish i didn't have to go to school this week

Wish granted, your entire family dies and you need to attend their funerals and mourn for their deaths. It throws you into depression and rats eat you socks.

I wish all the homeless would stop bothering everyone.

Mercy wrote:.Wish granted, your entire family dies and you need to attend their funerals and mourn for their deaths. It throws you into depression and rats eat you socks

I wish all the homeless would stop bothering everyone.

(WTF MERCY?!?!)

Wish granted, your entire family dies and you need to attend their funerals and mourn for their deaths. It throws you into depression and rats eat you socks (haha)

i wish i could jump real high

TeenTitan-x wrote:

Mercy wrote:.Wish granted, your entire family dies and you need to attend their funerals and mourn for their deaths. It throws you into depression and rats eat you socks

I wish all the homeless would stop bothering everyone.

(WTF MERCY?!?!)

Wish granted, your entire family dies and you need to attend their funerals and mourn for their deaths. It throws you into depression and rats eat you socks (haha)

i wish i could jump real high

Wish granted. you jump up really high, and land really hard, turning you legs rock solid, and nobody will date you with legs and thick as a rhino X_x
I wish I had fewd ..;

redeagle321 wrote:

TeenTitan-x wrote:

Mercy wrote:.Wish granted, your entire family dies and you need to attend their funerals and mourn for their deaths. It throws you into depression and rats eat you socks

I wish all the homeless would stop bothering everyone.

(WTF MERCY?!?!)

Wish granted, your entire family dies and you need to attend their funerals and mourn for their deaths. It throws you into depression and rats eat you socks (haha)

i wish i could jump real high

Wish granted. you jump up really high, and land really hard, turning you legs rock solid, and nobody will date you with legs and thick as a rhino X_x
I wish I had fewd ..;

Wish granted, but they're all poisoned! xDD

I wish I have...

...waffles.

Rianna Lauren wrote: Wish granted, but they're all poisoned! xDD

I wish I have...
...waffles.

Wish granted, but they're all soggy and you can't dry them!

I wish I had the new iMac.

Mercy wrote:

Rianna Lauren wrote: Wish granted, but they're all poisoned! xDD

I wish I have...
...waffles.

Wish granted, but they're all soggy and you can't dry them!

I wish I had the new iMac.

Wish granted, you get a new imac. a BROKEN imac.
I wish I knew what to wish for X_x

Wish granted.. you wish you had a volcano.

I wish I could have wolverine claws.

Mercy wrote:Wish granted.. you wish you had a volcano.

I wish I could have wolverine claws.

Granted but they extend from your elbows.

And be thankful I went above the belt.

I wish I had a magical item.

Granted, but every time you use your magical item, they always explode... o.O

I wish I could pass high school AND college!

Rianna Lauren wrote:Granted, but every time you use your magical item, they always explode... o.O

I wish I could pass high school AND college!

Granted, but it doesn't matter as you end up working as a garbage lady for the rest of your life.

I wish I had immortal friends that liked me.

Rain_of_Tears wrote:

Rianna Lauren wrote:Granted, but every time you use your magical item, they always explode... o.O

I wish I could pass high school AND college!

Granted, but it doesn't matter as you end up working as a garbage lady for the rest of your life.

I wish I had immortal friends that liked me.

Your wish is granted, and since they are immortal, your friendship is everlasting, automatically making you immortal. So now you become their BFF's-literally. They never leave you alone, they are incredibly annoying and they become obsessed with you. Enjoy perpetual indignation. =P


I wish I could bake a pie that gave people super powers.

Thecrazykid3649 wrote:

Rain_of_Tears wrote:

Rianna Lauren wrote:Granted, but every time you use your magical item, they always explode... o.O

I wish I could pass high school AND college!

Granted, but it doesn't matter as you end up working as a garbage lady for the rest of your life.

I wish I had immortal friends that liked me.

Your wish is granted, and since they are immortal, your friendship is everlasting, automatically making you immortal. So now you become their BFF's-literally. They never leave you alone, they are incredibly annoying and they become obsessed with you. Enjoy perpetual indignation. =P


I wish I could bake a pie that gave people super powers.

LOL! WTF CrAZY?!?!?!

Granted, but you don't ever have the ingredients

i wish i had a real gun

Granted, but then you start killing people and you were thrown to prison XD

I wish I'm good at math without having to learn or being a nerd.

Rianna Lauren wrote:Granted, but then you start killing people and you were thrown to prison XD

I wish I'm good at math without having to learn or being a nerd.

wish granted but then you have to teach me the secret also 'cuz I suck @ math X_x
I wish I was batman.

redeagle321 wrote:

Rianna Lauren wrote:Granted, but then you start killing people and you were thrown to prison XD

I wish I'm good at math without having to learn or being a nerd.

wish granted but then you have to teach me the secret also 'cuz I suck @ math X_x
I wish I was batman.

Wish granted, unfortunately I happen to be your Robin.

I wish I had a nice pair of boots.

Mercy wrote:

redeagle321 wrote:

Rianna Lauren wrote:Granted, but then you start killing people and you were thrown to prison XD

I wish I'm good at math without having to learn or being a nerd.

wish granted but then you have to teach me the secret also 'cuz I suck @ math X_x
I wish I was batman.

Wish granted, unfortunately I happen to be your Robin.

I wish I had a nice pair of boots.

Wish granted, but they are not in your size. They're not even in a human size. You madam have just won the world's only pair of Squid-Boots.

I wish I had more time.