Corrupt a Wish

Who else was being lebay O_o?

Granted, but all the guys are totally lebay

I wish mornings were easier

Someone at school. Hate her. coughdellacough

Granted, but now you can't sleep. o_O

I wish I have... an umbrella. O_O

Granted. It flips closed while you're holding it and you're never seen again :O

I wish that the government would stop watching me O_o

Granted, old men without any cloths starts watching you.

I wish that didn't sound too obscene.

Granted, now everything else you say sounds obscene. XP

I wish I don't have to go to school to be smart. >_<

Wish granted, you have to serve 20 years in prison to be smart.

I wish I could get my computer back.

Wish granted, however, the internet fails the moment the computer touches your hands.

I wish I could just say screw it to half my classes and use that time to work on the Web Comic.

Wish granted. You don't get a degree soon enough and are forced to sell the computer to cover expenses.

I wish I was rich.

Wish granted... now you're fat. xDDDDDDDDDD

I wish I have my own car.

WIsh granted- you have the skeleton of a car. now you need the interior, the gages, the radio, the engine, the gastank, the AC, the coolant, the fluids...

I wish I had mad skillz 4 with to draw >3>

(Hey. What kind of corruption is that? xP)

Wish granted, now you somehow forget the alphabets. o_O

I wish I can meet BATMAN!! :3

WIsh granted- unfortunateley, you meet him while you're dressed like the joker XD

I wish I had a turkey.

O_O xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LOL that made me laugh out loud LITERALLY!! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Wish granted, but the turkey hates you and he starts biting and chewing you (you didn't say "cooked" xD)

I wish I have a pink dress.

Granted, its too big

I wish I had common sense :O

Granted, now you uhh.... uhh... get hit by a bus? o_O yeah. xP

I wish I have healthy unpoisonous yummy food.

Granted, but it's the ugliest thing you ever did see.

I wish I could sleep, it's 1Am here and I have class in the morning.

Wish granted, but then you fell asleep in class.

I wish I were a dancer.

Granted but you can only dance to one song

I wish it was June already

Granted, but now you're stuck in a time loop. 1st June comes after 30th. XP

I wish I were a famous singer.

Granted. No one can understand what you're singing

I wish I had a cup of tea right now O_o

Wish granted. one single drop of tea o3o

I wish I had a big statue of Slade to torment Karmee with XD

O_O!!

I dont want to grant that!

But I get to corrupt it!

Granted. It comes to life and kills you

I wish Slade would die O_O

Granted, but he comes back from the dead. Again.

I wish I didn't have all this Chemistry work to do...

Granted, you now have a truck full of math to do O_o

I wish I could see into the future

Granted, but now you can't see the present.

I wish I could get a boyfriend.