Corrupt a Wish

Granted but you sleep forever and get old and can't get out of bed.

I wish it would rain.

That would suck Dx

Granted, Rain comes down on your house and steals your computer! When he leaves, he leaves his pants behind XD

I wish the Titans would come back :O

O.O AHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES!!!!!!! lol

Granted they come back and live in your house and it gets destroyed by bad guys....

I wish my shoes would change color

Granted, once they change color, a passing pedestrian gets mad at them and decides to steal your wallet O_o

I wish I had new glasses

Lol \nn/ o.o \nn/

Granted but you go blind

I wish guys were un-complicated.

Agreed! Assholes... Uh.... You get thrown into a pool!

I wish I had a hottub

Okay. You get severely burned in it XD Or it takes you back in time like the movie Hot Tub Time Machine... XD

I wish... for a new graphic t shirt. Corrupt that! XD

Granted, its covered in vulgarity and porn xD!!!!!

I wish for a good wish to make :I

....Ewwww so unnecessary XD

Granted... You think of something, wish for it, get it, and I steal it XD

I wish I wasn't to hyper right now O_O

Granted, I shoot you with a tranq. dart XD!!

i wish I wasn't so tired right now =_=... Damn you midterms Dx

Wish granted, but you sleep for two weeks straight.

I wish I won't experience jetlag now that I'm home.

Granted, you have to go to school. Hell idk XD

I wish the mosquitoes would stop nomming on me at night

Granted, now they nom you during the day!

I wish my internet hadn't cut out last night the minute you got on.

Wish granted, but now it will cut off tonight everywhere else in the world. Thanks a lot, snow. >_> XD


I wish I had a dog.

Granted, but he's a wussy and is terrified of you O_o

I wish I had some tea right now

Granted but it's not really tea... o.O

I wish I wasn't terrified by needles.

Granted, you become a drug addict o_o;

I wish people wouldn't send me random stuff D:

Wish granted. They send you stupid, pointless stuff! (:

I wish my stomach didn't hurt O_o

Awww D:

Granted, but it turns out you had a tapeworm o_o

I wish it wouldn't rain tomorrow

Granted but it never rains again and all the crops die and the farmers rebel and the government is overthrown and there is no more food and the plants die and the oxygen evaporates away and ya... we all suffocate.

Ya I wish it wasn't 5:20....

Wish granted, its 5:19 with 59 seconds.

I wish phones were waterproof.

Wish granted, but the water isn't phoneproof.

I wish that I had some spaghetti.

Granted but it turns into snakes when you touch it.

I wish Clive Cussler would write another Dirk Pitt book!

Wish granted, but the book is horribly written. =P


I wish I had the ability to see the future.

Granted, but you can't stop it from happening.

I wish more people were into superpowers like I am.