Corrupt a Wish

Granted, you become a pedophile

I wish for better shoes DX

Wish granted, but they don't fit.

I wish I could draw better.

Granted, but you can already draw well so only get better and better till your hand explodes

I wish I could chill today x_x

Your none-wish comes true.

I wish President Taylor on 24 would be assasinated =P

Wish granted, but the director makes it so he comes back to life and the show sucks more (By the way, how did you like the series finale? :D)

Haha i really expected Jack to die so I was kinda disappointed but I'm interested in this rumored movie... but it would help if the main character would keep himself out of jail! *Sigh* I love Chloe though!! What did you think?

I wish Crystal Bowersox would win American Idol!

Wish granted, but aliens abduct her.

I wish the school computer system wasn't allways down r_r

Granted but the new computers your school gets are transformers and they kill pretty much everyone who show up to school.

(Btw weird timing I'm watching E.T. lol aliens....)

I wish I had a dime for everytime a person said I looked like Drew Barrymoore when I was little. (Cause damn my fam would be rich!!)

Ahahha XD!!

Granted, but Drew Barrymore comes to house sues you for face copyright and takes all your money and your face. And pants


I wish the mosquitoes would stop nomming me DX!

LOL Karmy!! =D

Granted but then ticks start nomming you. Say goodbye to all your blood!

I wish it was 4:00.

Awww man mah blood ;-;

Granted, its 4:00 in the morning

I wish the sun wasn't so bright to look at

Wish granted- It gets even BRIGHTER

I wish I had better hours at work oPo

Granted, but you have no time to RP

I wish that I could find to culprit who stole my $30 >_<

Granted. Its Calypso. He got his girlfriend a giant teddy-bear

I wish I had more... TIME.

That gold digger!! she's now stealing my money DX!

Granted, you get Barney time! Good luck with the purple perv!

I wish I could chew gum T_T

Wish granted; you chew so much that your teeth fall out

I wish I didn't have allergies

Granted, you get the flu

I wish I had some neato art materials ;-;

Suddenly my allergies aren't so bad
XD

wish granted. Then someone eats them.

I wish I knew why someone would create such a mean n funny game like this

Granted, Mercy gets arrested for it XD

I wish that the light in my room wouldn't stop turning on and off

Granted, your light goes off permanently. o_o

I wish I have more time in middle school!

Granted but you are stuck in middle school forever and all the kids will make fun of you when you are 50 and still havent graduated from Junior High.

I wish my pencils weren't packed =(

xDDDDDD!!

Uhhh wish granted. Now all your pens and crayons and everything are packed.

I wish I have more time for internet.

Granted but then you spend so much time on the computer your fingers grow to the keyboard and you can never crochete or latch hook ever.....or tie your own shoelaces

I wish my braces didn't hurt so much

O_O That's creepy. xDD

Granted, now it's loose and it got off and your teeth grows out to all different directions... o_O xDDDDDDDDD

I wish I don't have to wear glasses... >_<

I feel like I can't corrupt that because I also wear glasses... -O.O-