What would you do if...

I would turn turn into a rebel and take over O_o

What would you do if I were sane?

:O I'd be sad.

What would you do if I mercilessly crushed your resistance?

I would escape your clutches and build another one

What would you do if I snuck into your base, intending on kidnapping you O_o

I'd catch you in a trap. :3

What would you do then?

O_o...

Escape and take you with me

what would you do then :O?

I would eat you both o3o

What would you do if I had five bucks?

I would perma-borrow it. :3

What would you do if I got caught in a trap?

I'd point and laugh.

What would you do if my rebels and I started to attack?

I'd crush you like the dictator I am.

What would you do if I got published?

I would go insane and buy your book!

What would you do if I stalked you?

I wouldn't mind too much. But I'd stalk you back. 0.o

What would you do if I crushed all resistance at once?

I would sneak past all your troops

What if I came up behind you with a knife O_o?

I'd knife you first. Then cry. "I thought we were friends!!"

What would you do if I had hired Slade? 0.o

Freak out, but still fight anyways

What would you do with I pulled a gun to your head?

Execute the classic wrist-break-disarming maneuver, you never put the gun directly to their head, they could grab you break your wrist and take the gun from you. A good 3-5 feet insures that you remain in possession of your firearm, and eliminates the possibility of being wounded by blowback should you have to shoot.

What would you do if I were All Powerful!!?

Run. O_O

What would you do if I was about to jump off a skyscraper? xD

Attach and bungie cord to your foot and push you myself XD

What if I were batman O_o?

You'd be one shi**t excuse of a batman xP


What would you do it I was a gagster rapper?

I wouldn't mind, because I have no sound to listen to you. :3

What would you do if I suddenly got sound on my computer?

I'd steal your headphones? xP

What would you do if you went back to kindergarten?

I enjoy the time that I could actually sleep :O

What would you do if the world was ruled by chipmunks?

Give them acorns and attack during the winter when they're hibernating O_o

What would you do if you were 5' tall?

*looks around* ifs who's 5 foot Oh there you are! *looks down* I didn't notice you got shorter!

What would you do if I had a espresso machine?

Call the government.

What would you do if I were living in your attic?

Move you into an actual room...? XD

What would you do if hippies ruled the world?