Ways to annoy people

ONe of my favourite hobbies is to annoy people. Let's post some stuff on ways we know how to annoy people!

1. Lots and lots of glue

2. Hum the mission impossible theme song in crowded areas

3. Go into walmart or some store, turn on like 5 electric toothbrushes and hide them around the store were no one can find the humming noise.

4. Whisper in some one's ear "i know what you did last summer"

5. Call the opperator and when they ask: "how may i help you?" say: "No thanks, just browsing."

6. When going down an elevator, scream: "AHHH! WE'RE GONNA DIE" for no reason whatsoever.

7. Write the ending of a novel on it's first page.

8. Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"

9. When a cop pulls you over, when they step up to your car, drive forward slowly and make them walk. Especially if it's raining.

10. In an elevator, stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

11. In a grocery store, find a parent pushing their kid in a buggy and ask them, "what aisle do they sell those on?"

(and yesth guys, i have done all of these. IT WAS FUN!!!)

One of my favorite pranks is to go around with a tire iron and smack people over the head with it repeatedly :D

Mercy wrote:One of my favorite pranks is to go around with a tire iron and smack people over the head with it repeatedly :D

I absolutly love that one!!

Fishing4Karma wrote:

Mercy wrote:One of my favorite pranks is to go around with a tire iron and smack people over the head with it repeatedly :D

I absolutly love that one!!

XD

How about taking a chocolate bar into the bathroom waiting in a stall and rubbing your hands with the chocolate and wait till someone is in the stall next to you. Then reach under and ask for toilet paper! XD

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I've never heard of that one but it sounds awesome!!!


Go into walmart, Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."

Also go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"

Try this. Next time you see a fat chick, ask her when the baby is due
xP

Insult that pedophile we had around here that one time.

There was a pedophile on here?!? O_o

Yeah, even scarier karm, he was an ADMIN @________________________@
OOOOOOOOOOH!

eating tacos AND not sharing

Sit across from someone at a restaurant and just stare at them with a completely emotionless expression.

Don't smile.
Rarely blink.
Don't react to anything they do.
...just stare.

pop your knuckes in class and you'll garner ALL the irritated looks.

Spam

Fart on them or tickle them. xD

take a babe ruth bar and drop it in a swimming pool! XD

Also, put a bowl of candy in front of my garage door at halloween, get into the garage. as soon as the kids go for da candeh....BANG ON THE GARAGE DOOR WHILE SCREAMING and see the kiddehz scamper!

Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub." =p

Make beeping noises when a large person backs up!

Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets!

Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend." XD

Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off!

And my personal fav:Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, pronouncing the results!