Corrupt a Wish

Granted but you end up being on your roof cleaning your computer.

I wish i had a free smoothie.

Granted, but it tastes bad.

I wish I had a pencil, instead of all these messy pens.

Granted but it breaks.... tragic

I wish my dog wasn't so needy lol.

Granted, but he/she then gets bored and runs away. (Best I can do with that wish; apologies XD)

I wish iTunes would find all the songs I'm looking for so I can download them

Granted, but your computer also gets viruses.

I wish I had a doughnut.

Granted (I wish that too!) but they each cost 20 thousand dollars.

I wish it was tomorrow.

Granted, but if you'd stayed in today, something great would have happened.

I wish my little sister would hurry up.

Granted but then she is stuck on overdrive and drives you CRAZY!!

I wish other people would post =P

Wish granted. Sadly, the other person is me o3o

I wish I worked better hours x3x

Granted but you don't get paid as much =(

I wish I had a crayon sharpener.

Granted, but it eats crayons. Om nom nom.

I wish I had a fan.

Granted but your fan (person) goes crazy and steals all your clothes to sell them on ebay or snuggle with them o.O or your fan (item that keeps you cool) spins way too fast and when you stand up it chops off your hair.

I wish my neighbors wouldn't throw parties with loud music all the way to like three in the morning =P

Granted. Now they do so at four in the morning.

I wish I could've slept in a little later.

wish granted. you woke up two seconds later >3>

I wish the school office was actually OPEN once in a while.

Granted, the don't wanna talk to you

I wish the Vuvuzelas would STOOOP!!!!!

Wish would be granted if I knew what that was o_O

I wish I knew what a Vuvuzela was o3o

Granted, you go deaf by one! (They're those horns that are always sounding in the middle of the FIFA games. They're annoying!!!)

I wish I wasn't so sore #__#

Wish granted, and now you are impossibly, unfathomably itchy.


I wish I had a cow.

Granted, but it's a zombie vampire cow. That's on fire. And purple.

I wish I had your cow, and a place to keep it.

Granted but he burns down your house and steals all your blood and turns everything it touches purple and throws up all over your furniture.

I wish my friend was back from Georgia.

Wish granted, but your friend somehow got the most annoying accent in the world while they were gone, AND THEY WON'T STOP TALKING.

I wish I had sound on this stupid computer!

Granted but it starts to talk to you and tells you things.... bad things..... O.O

I wish my pjs weren't already packed =P

Wish granted, but now you have to rush and pack them on Wednesday one minute before you leave.

I wish I would get to work like I want to.

Granted but the work you get is cleaning old people's houses. XP

I wish my family wasn't so messed up lol.

Wish granted, but the place you will keep it is a barn, and the blazing cow burns down the barn. Then it touches you and you get mad cow disease. =P

I wish Rianna grew two zits on her forhead.