Mr. Freeze's Ice Related Puns

Playing as Mr. Freeze in my roleplay I found to be remarkably amusing what ice related puns I could come up with as the character. Knowing how bad the movie Batman and Robin portrayed the character, every line he had in the movie had to do something with cold, freeze, ice, or snow. It was ridiculous. I found it hysterical coming up with my own. So! Let's her those puns, don't give me the cold shoulder and let's all kick some ice!

I'm sorry, I don't get your drift.

How cold of you D:

Women always give me the cold shoulder, so when I go up to them I have to be extra brrrrave. : P

You probably just have cold feet.

Ahh, icy what you mean Rain. Maybe you should get of your bicicle and get yourself a convertible.

I'm gonna kick you in your snowballs, Rain

Stay cool!

Actually, you could always watch the movie Batman and Robin. Arnold Swartsinhoweveryouspellhisname plays Mr. Freeze and I swear the guy uses a pun every 5 minutes of screen time.

...just know that the movie itself is used as a form of torture in some countries because it's just that bad.

Fishing4Karma wrote:I'm gonna kick you in your snowballs, Rain

Feel free, they're protected by a layer of ice. :D

Raevien wrote:Actually, you could always watch the movie Batman and Robin. Arnold Swartsinhoweveryouspellhisname plays Mr. Freeze and I swear the guy uses a pun every 5 minutes of screen time.

...just know that the movie itself is used as a form of torture in some countries because it's just that bad.

Besides, that batman wasn't that bad... Michael Keaton = the greatest batman of all time. Much better than the the first batman with christian bale...

Actually its Batman Forever when Arnold Schwarzenegger blabs his mouth off with Ice Related puns with the bad George Clooney Batman.

Yeah... click if you dare.

Both those actors have just become uncool in my book.

Mercy wrote:Actually its Batman Forever when Arnold Schwarzenegger blabs his mouth off with Ice Related puns with the bad George Clooney Batman.

Yeah... click if you dare.

[EDIT: Oh wait, you are right, it was Batman and Robin...]

*bonks mercy for mixing up the Batman movies*

I'm going to have to give YOU the cold shoulder.

Well both movies were ice cold and made snow money.

*facepalm* Ah don't blame her Red, she just has poor iceight

All right, freeze, you amateurs. Let me snow you how a pro does it. Once I get the snowball rolling, you'll all be left out in the cold. I know I'm in no position toboggan, I'm really skating on thin ice, but if you read this again, you might ski what I mean. If I've shattered your illusions of me, do try to igloo them back together. Or you could always try to put me on ice, if you catch my drift.

SnowFallsSlow wrote:All right, freeze, you amateurs. Let me snow you how a pro does it. Once I get the snowball rolling, you'll all be left out in the cold. I know I'm in no position toboggan, I'm really skating on thin ice, but if you read this again, you might ski what I mean. If I've shattered your illusions of me, do try to igloo them back together. Or you could always try to put me on ice, if you catch my drift.

Yay :O epic as always Snow!

And here I thought I'd get the cold shoulder for snowing you up. Thanks, Mercy!

Mercy wrote:

Mercy wrote:Actually its Batman Forever when Arnold Schwarzenegger blabs his mouth off with Ice Related puns with the bad George Clooney Batman.

Yeah... click if you dare.

[EDIT: Oh wait, you are right, it was Batman and Robin...]

<x] I've seen half the movie and the Nostalgia Critic Review.
...scarred for life, man. Scarred.

"WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS? ...THE ICE AGE."
"Stay cool!"
"Chill!"

Raevien wrote:

Mercy wrote:

Mercy wrote:Actually its Batman Forever when Arnold Schwarzenegger blabs his mouth off with Ice Related puns with the bad George Clooney Batman.

Yeah... click if you dare.

[EDIT: Oh wait, you are right, it was Batman and Robin...]

<x] I've seen half the movie and the Nostalgia Critic review.
...scarred for life, man. Scarred.

"WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS? ...THE ICE AGE."
"Stay cool!"
"Chill!"

FREEZE! FREEZE!! WINTER! FREEZE!

Looks like this topic went ice cold..

Man. The other players are just cold.

Ice what you did there!

I'm snow glad I came to this thread, these puns a great way to break the ice. I doubt I can do it well enough, but I hope this will suffice. Bet you could come up with better puns in your sleet...Gosh, with such bad icesight I can't see any more jokes in my grasp.

You caught me sled handed, this stunk. I think Sempai's the winter.