Corrupt a Wish

Mercy wrote:

Laughing_Man wrote:
Your wish is granted but the only song you can play is "bananaphone". You go insane.

I wish I had the power to turn whatever I touched into chocolate.

Your wish is granted, yet the clothes you wear turns into to chocolate, the very ground you stand on turns into chocolate, the whole country turns into chocolate and melts into the sea where man-eating sharks eat all the people you know and love, then as you finally get in the water it turns into chocolate.

I wish I had a gun made out of bacon.

Granted but it is raw bacon making it impossible to aim and any attempt to cook it will result in the gun discharging and exploding.

I wish I could control my pencil with my mind!

TheDeceiverGod wrote:

Mercy wrote:

Laughing_Man wrote:
Your wish is granted but the only song you can play is "bananaphone". You go insane.

I wish I had the power to turn whatever I touched into chocolate.

Your wish is granted, yet the clothes you wear turns into to chocolate, the very ground you stand on turns into chocolate, the whole country turns into chocolate and melts into the sea where man-eating sharks eat all the people you know and love, then as you finally get in the water it turns into chocolate.

I wish I had a gun made out of bacon.

Granted but it is raw bacon making it impossible to aim and any attempt to cook it will result in the gun discharging and exploding.

I wish I could control my pencil with my mind!

Your wish it granted, but you check out a hot girl, which breaks your concentration, and the pencil shoots up and puts your eye out XD

I wish i was invincible.

Thecrazykid3649 wrote:

TheDeceiverGod wrote:

Mercy wrote:

Laughing_Man wrote:
Your wish is granted but the only song you can play is "bananaphone". You go insane.

I wish I had the power to turn whatever I touched into chocolate.

Your wish is granted, yet the clothes you wear turns into to chocolate, the very ground you stand on turns into chocolate, the whole country turns into chocolate and melts into the sea where man-eating sharks eat all the people you know and love, then as you finally get in the water it turns into chocolate.

I wish I had a gun made out of bacon.

Granted but it is raw bacon making it impossible to aim and any attempt to cook it will result in the gun discharging and exploding.

I wish I could control my pencil with my mind!

Your wish it granted, but you check out a hot girl, which breaks your concentration, and the pencil shoots up and puts your eye out XD

I wish i was invincible.

Granted, welcome to entropy

I wish I knew what to wish for.

TheDeceiverGod wrote:
Granted, welcome to entropy

I wish I knew what to wish for.

You wish is granted and you wish you had world domination.

.. Wish.


I wish I could throw up whenever I want to.

Mercy wrote:

TheDeceiverGod wrote:
Granted, welcome to entropy

I wish I knew what to wish for.

You wish is granted and you wish you had world domination.

.. Wish.


I wish I could throw up whenever I want to.

Your wish is granted but your stuff starts to smell, your family disowns you, and all your friends avoid you. So you are sad and lonely. =(

I wish I had an electric guitar...

archiesangel wrote:

Mercy wrote:

TheDeceiverGod wrote:
Granted, welcome to entropy

I wish I knew what to wish for.

You wish is granted and you wish you had world domination.

.. Wish.


I wish I could throw up whenever I want to.

Your wish is granted but your stuff starts to smell, your family disowns you, and all your friends avoid you. So you are sad and lonely. =(

I wish I had an electric guitar...

Wish granted, but it was a REAL electric guitar. As electic as lightning. Try starting a band with THAT guitar O.o

I wish i could cancel out Bid ''D''s last wish for domination.

Thecrazykid3649 wrote:

archiesangel wrote:

Mercy wrote:

TheDeceiverGod wrote:
Granted, welcome to entropy

I wish I knew what to wish for.

You wish is granted and you wish you had world domination.

.. Wish.


I wish I could throw up whenever I want to.

Your wish is granted but your stuff starts to smell, your family disowns you, and all your friends avoid you. So you are sad and lonely. =(

I wish I had an electric guitar...

Wish granted, but it was a REAL electric guitar. As electic as lightning. Try starting a band with THAT guitar O.o

I wish i could cancel out Bid ''D''s last wish for domination.

Wish granted but you also cancel out the rest of his memory and he forgets who he is. Nice, crazy.

I wish I had five dollars...

Thecrazykid3649 wrote:
Wish granted, but it was a REAL electric guitar. As electic as lightning. Try starting a band with THAT guitar O.o

I wish i could cancel out Bid ''D''s last wish for domination.

Uhm... Wish granted, you cancelled his wish to wish about world domination... But.. Uhh.....

I wish for a llama!

Mercy wrote:

Thecrazykid3649 wrote:
Wish granted, but it was a REAL electric guitar. As electic as lightning. Try starting a band with THAT guitar O.o

I wish i could cancel out Bid ''D''s last wish for domination.

Uhm... Wish granted, you cancelled his wish to wish about world domination... But.. Uhh.....

I wish for a llama!

The llama spits in your left eye all the time, blinding u there. I wish that crazy was a woman!

thewizardofodd12 wrote:

Mercy wrote:

Thecrazykid3649 wrote:
Wish granted, but it was a REAL electric guitar. As electic as lightning. Try starting a band with THAT guitar O.o

I wish i could cancel out Bid ''D''s last wish for domination.

Uhm... Wish granted, you cancelled his wish to wish about world domination... But.. Uhh.....

I wish for a llama!

The llama spits in your left eye all the time, blinding u there. I wish that crazy was a woman!

Granted, but every other man is also a woman now, so with whole planet of one gender the human race dies out in a single generation. Bright side, war is eliminated.

I wish I spoke Latin, the dead language.

TheDeceiverGod wrote:

thewizardofodd12 wrote:

Mercy wrote:

Thecrazykid3649 wrote:
Wish granted, but it was a REAL electric guitar. As electric as lightning. Try starting a band with THAT guitar O.o

I wish i could cancel out Bid ''D''s last wish for domination.

Uhm... Wish granted, you cancelled his wish to wish about world domination... But.. Uhh.....

I wish for a llama!

The llama spits in your left eye all the time, blinding u there. I wish that crazy was a woman!

Granted, but every other man is also a woman now, so with whole planet of one gender the human race dies out in a single generation. Bright side, war is eliminated.

I wish I spoke Latin, the dead language.

Wish granted, but you can no longer speak any other language and you can no longer communicate with anyone, but you sound intelligent.

I wish I could read faster.

Mercy wrote:

TheDeceiverGod wrote:

thewizardofodd12 wrote:

Mercy wrote:

Thecrazykid3649 wrote:
Wish granted, but it was a REAL electric guitar. As electric as lightning. Try starting a band with THAT guitar O.o

I wish i could cancel out Bid ''D''s last wish for domination.

Uhm... Wish granted, you cancelled his wish to wish about world domination... But.. Uhh.....

I wish for a llama!

The llama spits in your left eye all the time, blinding u there. I wish that crazy was a woman!

Granted, but every other man is also a woman now, so with whole planet of one gender the human race dies out in a single generation. Bright side, war is eliminated.

I wish I spoke Latin, the dead language.

Wish granted, but you can no longer speak any other language and you can no longer communicate with anyone, but you sound intelligent.

I wish I could read faster.

Granted, you can now read as fast as you please, but can't remember one word of what you've read.

I wish I could write faster.

TheDeceiverGod wrote:

Mercy wrote:

TheDeceiverGod wrote:

thewizardofodd12 wrote:

Mercy wrote:

Thecrazykid3649 wrote:
Wish granted, but it was a REAL electric guitar. As electric as lightning. Try starting a band with THAT guitar O.o

I wish i could cancel out Bid ''D''s last wish for domination.

Uhm... Wish granted, you cancelled his wish to wish about world domination... But.. Uhh.....

I wish for a llama!

The llama spits in your left eye all the time, blinding u there. I wish that crazy was a woman!

Granted, but every other man is also a woman now, so with whole planet of one gender the human race dies out in a single generation. Bright side, war is eliminated.

I wish I spoke Latin, the dead language.

Wish granted, but you can no longer speak any other language and you can no longer communicate with anyone, but you sound intelligent.

I wish I could read faster.

Granted, you can now read as fast as you please, but can't remember one word of what you've read.

I wish I could write faster.

Wish granted, but you write so fast the friction incinerates the paper and your house burns down. XD

I wish i could fly.

Thecrazykid3649 wrote:

TheDeceiverGod wrote:

Mercy wrote:

TheDeceiverGod wrote:

thewizardofodd12 wrote:

Mercy wrote:

Thecrazykid3649 wrote:
Wish granted, but it was a REAL electric guitar. As electric as lightning. Try starting a band with THAT guitar O.o

I wish i could cancel out Bid ''D''s last wish for domination.

Uhm... Wish granted, you cancelled his wish to wish about world domination... But.. Uhh.....

I wish for a llama!

The llama spits in your left eye all the time, blinding u there. I wish that crazy was a woman!

Granted, but every other man is also a woman now, so with whole planet of one gender the human race dies out in a single generation. Bright side, war is eliminated.

I wish I spoke Latin, the dead language.

Wish granted, but you can no longer speak any other language and you can no longer communicate with anyone, but you sound intelligent.

I wish I could read faster.

Granted, you can now read as fast as you please, but can't remember one word of what you've read.

I wish I could write faster.

Wish granted, but you write so fast the friction incinerates the paper and your house burns down. XD

I wish i could fly.

Granted but your flying powers are flawed and you fly so fast you blast through space in mere seconds, causing all the oxygen in your body to get sucked out.

I wish I could turn on lamps with my mind.

Mercy wrote:

Thecrazykid3649 wrote:

TheDeceiverGod wrote:

Mercy wrote:

TheDeceiverGod wrote:

thewizardofodd12 wrote:

Mercy wrote:

Thecrazykid3649 wrote:
Wish granted, but it was a REAL electric guitar. As electric as lightning. Try starting a band with THAT guitar O.o

I wish i could cancel out Bid ''D''s last wish for domination.

Uhm... Wish granted, you cancelled his wish to wish about world domination... But.. Uhh.....

I wish for a llama!

The llama spits in your left eye all the time, blinding u there. I wish that crazy was a woman!

Granted, but every other man is also a woman now, so with whole planet of one gender the human race dies out in a single generation. Bright side, war is eliminated.

I wish I spoke Latin, the dead language.

Wish granted, but you can no longer speak any other language and you can no longer communicate with anyone, but you sound intelligent.

I wish I could read faster.

Granted, you can now read as fast as you please, but can't remember one word of what you've read.

I wish I could write faster.

Wish granted, but you write so fast the friction incinerates the paper and your house burns down. XD

I wish i could fly.

Granted but your flying powers are flawed and you fly so fast you blast through space in mere seconds, causing all the oxygen in your body to get sucked out.

I wish I could turn on lamps with my mind.

Granted, but you cannot turn them off.

I wish I could travel through time at will.

TheDeceiverGod wrote:

Mercy wrote:

Thecrazykid3649 wrote:

TheDeceiverGod wrote:

Mercy wrote:

TheDeceiverGod wrote:

thewizardofodd12 wrote:

Mercy wrote:

Thecrazykid3649 wrote:
Wish granted, but it was a REAL electric guitar. As electric as lightning. Try starting a band with THAT guitar O.o

I wish i could cancel out Bid ''D''s last wish for domination.

Uhm... Wish granted, you cancelled his wish to wish about world domination... But.. Uhh.....

I wish for a llama!

The llama spits in your left eye all the time, blinding u there. I wish that crazy was a woman!

Granted, but every other man is also a woman now, so with whole planet of one gender the human race dies out in a single generation. Bright side, war is eliminated.

I wish I spoke Latin, the dead language.

Wish granted, but you can no longer speak any other language and you can no longer communicate with anyone, but you sound intelligent.

I wish I could read faster.

Granted, you can now read as fast as you please, but can't remember one word of what you've read.

I wish I could write faster.

Wish granted, but you write so fast the friction incinerates the paper and your house burns down. XD

I wish i could fly.

Granted but your flying powers are flawed and you fly so fast you blast through space in mere seconds, causing all the oxygen in your body to get sucked out.

I wish I could turn on lamps with my mind.

Granted, but you cannot turn them off.

I wish I could travel through time at will.

Granted, but when you dreamt of the civil war, you subconciously transport and your caught in the crossfires of the battle DX

I wish i had x-ray vision.

Thecrazykid3649 wrote:

TheDeceiverGod wrote:

Mercy wrote:

Thecrazykid3649 wrote:

TheDeceiverGod wrote:

Mercy wrote:

TheDeceiverGod wrote:

thewizardofodd12 wrote:

Mercy wrote:

Thecrazykid3649 wrote:
Wish granted, but it was a REAL electric guitar. As electric as lightning. Try starting a band with THAT guitar O.o

I wish i could cancel out Bid ''D''s last wish for domination.

Uhm... Wish granted, you cancelled his wish to wish about world domination... But.. Uhh.....

I wish for a llama!

The llama spits in your left eye all the time, blinding u there. I wish that crazy was a woman!

Granted, but every other man is also a woman now, so with whole planet of one gender the human race dies out in a single generation. Bright side, war is eliminated.

I wish I spoke Latin, the dead language.

Wish granted, but you can no longer speak any other language and you can no longer communicate with anyone, but you sound intelligent.

I wish I could read faster.

Granted, you can now read as fast as you please, but can't remember one word of what you've read.

I wish I could write faster.

Wish granted, but you write so fast the friction incinerates the paper and your house burns down. XD

I wish i could fly.

Granted but your flying powers are flawed and you fly so fast you blast through space in mere seconds, causing all the oxygen in your body to get sucked out.

I wish I could turn on lamps with my mind.

Granted, but you cannot turn them off.

I wish I could travel through time at will.

Granted, but when you dreamt of the civil war, you subconciously transport and your caught in the crossfires of the battle DX

I wish i had x-ray vision.

Granted, but you can't turn it off it, have fun staring at Granmaws naked ya perv.

I wish I had telepathy.

TheDeceiverGod wrote:

Thecrazykid3649 wrote:

TheDeceiverGod wrote:

Mercy wrote:

Thecrazykid3649 wrote:

TheDeceiverGod wrote:

Mercy wrote:

TheDeceiverGod wrote:

thewizardofodd12 wrote:

Mercy wrote:

Thecrazykid3649 wrote:
Wish granted, but it was a REAL electric guitar. As electric as lightning. Try starting a band with THAT guitar O.o

I wish i could cancel out Bid ''D''s last wish for domination.

Uhm... Wish granted, you cancelled his wish to wish about world domination... But.. Uhh.....

I wish for a llama!

The llama spits in your left eye all the time, blinding u there. I wish that crazy was a woman!

Granted, but every other man is also a woman now, so with whole planet of one gender the human race dies out in a single generation. Bright side, war is eliminated.

I wish I spoke Latin, the dead language.

Wish granted, but you can no longer speak any other language and you can no longer communicate with anyone, but you sound intelligent.

I wish I could read faster.

Granted, you can now read as fast as you please, but can't remember one word of what you've read.

I wish I could write faster.

Wish granted, but you write so fast the friction incinerates the paper and your house burns down. XD

I wish i could fly.

Granted but your flying powers are flawed and you fly so fast you blast through space in mere seconds, causing all the oxygen in your body to get sucked out.

I wish I could turn on lamps with my mind.

Granted, but you cannot turn them off.

I wish I could travel through time at will.

Granted, but when you dreamt of the civil war, you subconciously transport and your caught in the crossfires of the battle DX

I wish i had x-ray vision.

Granted, but you can't turn it off it, have fun staring at Granmaws naked ya perv.

I wish I had telepathy.

Lol. Your wish is granted, but now you talk to everyone telepathically so much, you forget how to speak. I hope you like mimes!

I wish i knew why Cn decided to be lame and add reality shows. -_-

thecrazykid3649 wrote: Lol. Your wish is granted, but now you talk to everyone telepathically so much, you forget how to speak. I hope you like mimes! Razz

I wish i knew why Cn decided to be lame and add reality shows. -_-

your wish is granted, but your impression is not because you figured out CN aired reality
shows in order to increase the amount of homo sapiens and dinosaurs on earth in order
to prevent global warming on Jupiter, and seeing that they had such a dumb reason, you
jump off the cliff to follow me and the dinosaurs that were dazed by the pretty pretty flowers.

.....*cough*. ... XD

i wish i weren't so busy.... >_>


(P.S. and i saw those reality shows when i turned on my TV today O.o we're still lucky though that TT
is still airing but... um... i think half my life span got thrown out the window when i saw that reality
show... >____> .__. )

FloatingMagikarp wrote:

thecrazykid3649 wrote: Lol. Your wish is granted, but now you talk to everyone telepathically so much, you forget how to speak. I hope you like mimes! Razz

I wish i knew why Cn decided to be lame and add reality shows. -_-

your wish is granted, but your impression is not because you figured out CN aired reality
shows in order to increase the amount of homo sapiens and dinosaurs on earth in order
to prevent global warming on Jupiter, and seeing that they had such a dumb reason, you
jump off the cliff to follow me and the dinosaurs that were dazed by the pretty pretty flowers.

.....*cough*. ... XD

i wish i weren't so busy.... >_>

Your wish is granted but you have so much free time you lack education to get through life and you die a 50 year old living at their parents house with no job.

I wish I could survive in a zombie apocolypse with three of my friends.

Mercy wrote:

FloatingMagikarp wrote:

thecrazykid3649 wrote: Lol. Your wish is granted, but now you talk to everyone telepathically so much, you forget how to speak. I hope you like mimes! Razz

I wish i knew why Cn decided to be lame and add reality shows. -_-

your wish is granted, but your impression is not because you figured out CN aired reality
shows in order to increase the amount of homo sapiens and dinosaurs on earth in order
to prevent global warming on Jupiter, and seeing that they had such a dumb reason, you
jump off the cliff to follow me and the dinosaurs that were dazed by the pretty pretty flowers.

.....*cough*. ... XD

i wish i weren't so busy.... >_>

Your wish is granted but you have so much free time you lack education to get through life and you die a 50 year old living at their parents house with no job.

I wish I could survive in a zombie apocolypse with three of my friends.

Ur wish comes true, but one of your friends was sercetly a zombie, and eats your brains. I wish i could talk to the dead.

thewizardofodd12 wrote:

Mercy wrote:

FloatingMagikarp wrote:

thecrazykid3649 wrote: Lol. Your wish is granted, but now you talk to everyone telepathically so much, you forget how to speak. I hope you like mimes! Razz

I wish i knew why Cn decided to be lame and add reality shows. -_-

your wish is granted, but your impression is not because you figured out CN aired reality
shows in order to increase the amount of homo sapiens and dinosaurs on earth in order
to prevent global warming on Jupiter, and seeing that they had such a dumb reason, you
jump off the cliff to follow me and the dinosaurs that were dazed by the pretty pretty flowers.

.....*cough*. ... XD

i wish i weren't so busy.... >_>

Your wish is granted but you have so much free time you lack education to get through life and you die a 50 year old living at their parents house with no job.

I wish I could survive in a zombie apocolypse with three of my friends.

Ur wish comes true, but one of your friends was sercetly a zombie, and eats your brains. I wish i could talk to the dead.

Your wish is granted, But the dead won't shut up since they have not had anyone to talk to in years and they drive you so insane, you jump of the cliff along with me, karp, and her dinosaur XD

I wish i could speak spanish fluently.




I wish i could speak spanish fluently.

Thecrazykid3649 wrote:

thewizardofodd12 wrote:

Mercy wrote:

FloatingMagikarp wrote:

thecrazykid3649 wrote: Lol. Your wish is granted, but now you talk to everyone telepathically so much, you forget how to speak. I hope you like mimes! Razz

I wish i knew why Cn decided to be lame and add reality shows. -_-

your wish is granted, but your impression is not because you figured out CN aired reality
shows in order to increase the amount of homo sapiens and dinosaurs on earth in order
to prevent global warming on Jupiter, and seeing that they had such a dumb reason, you
jump off the cliff to follow me and the dinosaurs that were dazed by the pretty pretty flowers.

.....*cough*. ... XD

i wish i weren't so busy.... >_>

Your wish is granted but you have so much free time you lack education to get through life and you die a 50 year old living at their parents house with no job.

I wish I could survive in a zombie apocolypse with three of my friends.

Ur wish comes true, but one of your friends was sercetly a zombie, and eats your brains. I wish i could talk to the dead.

Your wish is granted, But the dead won't shut up since they have not had anyone to talk to in years and they drive you so insane, you jump of the cliff along with me, karp, and her dinosaur XD

I wish i could speak spanish fluently.




I wish i could speak spanish fluently.

Granted but its the only language you can speak so you're forced to swim to cuba and live with the commis!

I wish I could have a dead cat.

Mercy wrote:

Thecrazykid3649 wrote:

thewizardofodd12 wrote:

Mercy wrote:

FloatingMagikarp wrote:

thecrazykid3649 wrote: Lol. Your wish is granted, but now you talk to everyone telepathically so much, you forget how to speak. I hope you like mimes! Razz

I wish i knew why Cn decided to be lame and add reality shows. -_-

your wish is granted, but your impression is not because you figured out CN aired reality
shows in order to increase the amount of homo sapiens and dinosaurs on earth in order
to prevent global warming on Jupiter, and seeing that they had such a dumb reason, you
jump off the cliff to follow me and the dinosaurs that were dazed by the pretty pretty flowers.

.....*cough*. ... XD

i wish i weren't so busy.... >_>

Your wish is granted but you have so much free time you lack education to get through life and you die a 50 year old living at their parents house with no job.

I wish I could survive in a zombie apocolypse with three of my friends.

Ur wish comes true, but one of your friends was sercetly a zombie, and eats your brains. I wish i could talk to the dead.

Your wish is granted, But the dead won't shut up since they have not had anyone to talk to in years and they drive you so insane, you jump of the cliff along with me, karp, and her dinosaur XD

I wish i could speak spanish fluently.




I wish i could speak spanish fluently.

Granted but its the only language you can speak so you're forced to swim to cuba and live with the commis!

I wish I could have a dead cat.

Granted, and thats what you get- a dead, moldy, stinky, decomposing feline. Right on your bed. x.o

I wish i had the ability to animate inanimate objects.

Thecrazykid3649 wrote:

Mercy wrote:

Thecrazykid3649 wrote:

thewizardofodd12 wrote:

Mercy wrote:

FloatingMagikarp wrote:

thecrazykid3649 wrote: Lol. Your wish is granted, but now you talk to everyone telepathically so much, you forget how to speak. I hope you like mimes! Razz

I wish i knew why Cn decided to be lame and add reality shows. -_-

your wish is granted, but your impression is not because you figured out CN aired reality
shows in order to increase the amount of homo sapiens and dinosaurs on earth in order
to prevent global warming on Jupiter, and seeing that they had such a dumb reason, you
jump off the cliff to follow me and the dinosaurs that were dazed by the pretty pretty flowers.

.....*cough*. ... XD

i wish i weren't so busy.... >_>

Your wish is granted but you have so much free time you lack education to get through life and you die a 50 year old living at their parents house with no job.

I wish I could survive in a zombie apocolypse with three of my friends.

Ur wish comes true, but one of your friends was sercetly a zombie, and eats your brains. I wish i could talk to the dead.

Your wish is granted, But the dead won't shut up since they have not had anyone to talk to in years and they drive you so insane, you jump of the cliff along with me, karp, and her dinosaur XD

I wish i could speak spanish fluently.




I wish i could speak spanish fluently.

Granted but its the only language you can speak so you're forced to swim to cuba and live with the commis!

I wish I could have a dead cat.

Granted, and thats what you get- a dead, moldy, stinky, decomposing feline. Right on your bed. x.o

I wish i had the ability to animate inanimate objects.

Wish granted but your toaster gets so excited that it gives itself a heart attack and all of your other appliances accuse you of murder and are conspiring to kill you in your sleep. I wouldn't go to bed if I were you...

I wish you could eat as many MnMs as you want and not get fat...