Snake's Self-Glorification Thread

[Naked Snake]

It has come to my attention that one year has passed since I first joined this forum. That's right--you've all had the pleasure of being in my company for exactly one year. And oh, what a year it was...

Through numerous, heated arguments about the possibility of resuscitating a cartoon that had been canceled for three years (four this April), through three avatars, countless death threats, a jungle shoot-out between myself, Crazy and Adonis, numerous shake-ups in both the userbase and the site staff and several trolls, each more hilarious than the last, I have stuck to this place like a fishy smell clings to the smock of a fishmonger. And, I feel, it has been for the better.

When first I darkened your doors, this place was a barely-furnished, shockingly blank set of forums with little content or intelligent discussion. But through a long, trying process (one that I like to call "Snakeification") and the timely arrival of other, like-minded members coinciding with the departure of dead-eyed, vacant drones and tights-wearing man-children, this place evolved. From the original, impossible mission statement, a new order was forged, a new meaning and future that we all are a part of.

And needless to say, I take full credit for the remarkable, sweeping changes that have come to this place and to the people who post here. It has gone from being a haven for those in denial to being a place that I am not ashamed to post in publicly.

Well done, Naked Snake. You've made the internet a better place. And in a smaller, less-significant sense, well done to all of you, for doing your part in creating a habitable community.

Even though it was mostly me.

[Rinisa]

XDDDDD

As full of yourself as that all sounded, we all love you and your crushings Snake. Glad you're part of the site.

[Riaaanna]

Wow. Ab... I wish you saw what happened when he came on here the very first place. Was a bomb explosion. >.>

[Rinisa]

Wow. Ab... I wish you saw what happened when he came on here the very first place. Was a bomb explosion. >.>

Aren't there bomb explosions here everyday? At least half of the members are insane.

[Riaaanna]

Nah. That one's... "unforgettable". XP

[Naked Snake]

Ok y'all who the heck is "snake" and why is he bagging on Teen Titans? If you don't want us to succeed, get the heck out of here. I'm well aware of the possibilities, and I still think we have a good chance with this. Who's to say this is their peak? For all we know it could get even better. Be optimistic for once in your life and take a chance.

Sooo basically we shouldn't be worryin about "IF" they make season six, but what they should do WHEN they make season six.

[crap expunged.-Snake]

Gee, naked snake, we aren't blind about reality...if you're just trying to bring us down by your negative thoughts, just get the hell outta here...And watch your mouth with germany411 and Titan Calix, they're my best friends here. So if you're gonna mess with my friends, you'll have to mess with me. And i'm telling you, you do NOT want to mess with me.

So shut up, naked snake, or we'll make you.

Oh lawd help me, teenage girls on the internet want my blood. I may need a change of pants once I get into my concrete-reinforced bunker.

Those are some of the highlights.

There's plenty more, too.

<3

[Riaaanna]

Hey. I was fourteen. >.<

[Fishing4Infinity]

You are quite the feared one Snake O_o

I find it scary and awesomely hilarious at the same time the way you spread your fear

[Riaaanna]

...Riiiiiight.

[Terra]

O_o how is fear spread over the Internet? It's not like Snake here is a stalker breathing down people's necks.

I do find him awesome though XD DR. COX!

[Fishing4Infinity]

...Riiiiiight.

Hey, its my opinion, is there something wrong with that?

[Naked Snake]

...Riiiiiight.

Hey, its my opinion, is there something wrong with that?

It's okay, Ri. Karm's right; I do spread fear across the internet. I am the human equivalent of the Imperial March from Star Wars--wherever I go, I spread a sense of dread.

[Music_Hero2779]

I only fear ur smell xD jk jk
Actually, though I seem to fight with ya alot, I have to say this place would suck with out cha. The constant downer, the grammar cop, the guy who has an ego that rivals the univerese (this thread proves it), Snake this place would be boring and always happy and smiling without cha.

[Vandal]

O_o how is fear spread over the Internet? It's not like Snake here is a stalker breathing down people's necks.

Oh heavens no! Snake is nothing like that, you'd be talking about a creeper look at Raven -_-

Though I enjoy reading all the highlights Snake, keep em coming :D

[Rain]

Nah. That one's... "unforgettable". XP

Snake, this one goes out to you



unforgettable... xP

[archiesangel]

I am the human equivalent of the Imperial March from Star Wars--wherever I go, I spread a sense of dread.

This^ made my day =D

[Xenophobic Sponge]

Three cheers for snake!

He shall outlast us all. XD

[Vandal]

That's the spirit Sponge! At least you and I both know our place XD

[Riaaanna]

Spreading fear. *pokes Snake*

[TheDeceiverGod]

...Riiiiiight.

Hey, its my opinion, is there something wrong with that?

It's okay, Ri. Karm's right; I do spread fear across the internet. I am the human equivalent of the Imperial March from Star Wars--wherever I go, I spread a sense of dread.

We should give you a yellow lantern, if they existed you could power half the country.

[Riaaanna]

I just can't keep myself from smiling about something DC. *high fives TDG*

[Riaaanna]

I just can't keep myself from smiling about something DC. *high fives TDG*

[Rain]

I just can't keep myself from smiling about something DC. *high fives TDG*

double post riri? SPAM SPAMMER SPAM! XDDDDDD

[Naked Snake]

Spamming? In MY vagina thread?

It's more likely than you think...

[Rain]

NO WAY! XD ROFLCOPTER!

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