Re: Corrupt a Wish

by **Tizmael** 1/20/2012, 10:30 pm

Wish granted. But they kill you in one hit.

I wish I hadn't potentially sprained my wrist tonight.

by **redeagle321** 1/25/2012, 4:02 pm

Wish granted but then you go and sprain your ankle instead

I wish I had something to eat

by archiesangel 1/25/2012, 8:34 pm

Granted but you throw it right back up

I wish I didn't have such a shaky hand

by **redeagle321** 1/25/2012, 9:46 pm

wish granted but not it's so stiff it's impossible to move your hand

I wish someone would join me on the chatbox

by archiesangel 1/27/2012, 8:17 pm

Granted! But it seems I'm two days late...

I wish my SAT tomorrow won't be an utter fail =/

by **Tizmael** 1/29/2012, 1:47 am

Granted, but you do so well they make you retake cause they think you cheated.

I wish I could stop rippin the skin off my fingers.

by **redeagle321** 2/6/2012, 12:33 pm

wish granted but a gremlin likes the taste so much it nibbles on them in your sleep for you

I wish I could've watched the superbowl yesterday

by **TheDeceiverGod** 2/6/2012, 1:46 pm

Granted; but it's because you were playing in it. Dodge & weave, dodge and weave.

I wish I had a job

by **Tizmael** 2/6/2012, 10:01 pm

Granted. But you have to pay for yourself as well as me and my dog.

I wish for dinner. Right now!

by **TheDeceiverGod** 2/6/2012, 10:54 pm

Granted but you get in trouble.

I wish my cat wasn't so fluffy.

by **Tizmael** 2/6/2012, 11:07 pm

Granted. But you get a pet molerat instead.

I wish I had some ice cream.

by **TheDeceiverGod** 2/6/2012, 11:09 pm

Granted but it's cow-flavored.
I wish I had my own place.

by **Tizmael** 2/7/2012, 11:04 pm

Granted. But the person above you is a professonal river dancer and has a new pet cockatoo.

I wish I had power armor.

by archiesangel 2/9/2012, 9:37 pm

Granted but it's so heavy you can't move.

I wish I could get over this cold.

by **redeagle321** 2/11/2012, 11:38 am

wish granted, but you just get a different cold after that

I wish I had AC in my car

by **Tizmael** 2/12/2012, 10:14 pm

Granted but it will always be blasting at the highest it can and you can never turn it off without shutting off your car.

I wish I could see in the dark.

by **redeagle321** 2/13/2012, 6:08 pm

Wish granted but now you can't see in the light

I wish I could cook better

by **Tizmael** 2/13/2012, 7:29 pm

Granted. But now you can do nothing but cook.

I wish I could drive.

by **Vandal** 2/13/2012, 10:45 pm

Granted, but you get a ticket every time you drive.

I wish I had money for a TV.

by **Vandal** 2/15/2012, 12:59 am

Granted, but they smell like dookie.

I wish I had more time to read novels.

by **redeagle321** 2/15/2012, 10:51 am

Wish granted but the only one you seem to have time to read is a nauseatingly bad young adult vampire 'romance' novel. Blech!

I wish I had Batman's cowl. I just got the Arkham city + assylum games recently, it's friggin' AWESOME...

by **Vandal** 2/15/2012, 3:05 pm

Granted, but it's two sizes too small.

I wish I had explosives.

by **redeagle321** 2/22/2012, 8:34 pm

Wish granted but they don't work

I wish I had a pencil sharpener

by archiesangel 2/27/2012, 10:55 pm

Granted but you have no pencils

I still wish I could get over this cold...

by **redeagle321** 2/28/2012, 11:50 am

Wish granted, but you catch a new one

I wish people would hurry up and start posting their character sheets in my RP >.>

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