Re: Corrupt a Wish

by **redeagle321** 11/27/2011, 10:15 am

Wish granted but your charger breaks

I wish it was easier to come up with things to wish for =T

by **Rinisa** 12/17/2011, 9:19 pm

Wish granted, but now that you know what to wish for, your genie runs away!

I wish I wasn't so darn busy all the time.

by **redeagle321** 12/18/2011, 11:04 am

wish granted but then your computer breaks

I wish MY computer wouldn't break. like, ever.

by archiesangel 12/18/2011, 8:33 pm

Granted but every time you use it you break your hand..

I wish my mother had some sense of time

by **redeagle321** 12/20/2011, 10:18 am

Wish granted but then all the clocks break

I wish Christmas would hurry up and get here!

by archiesangel 12/22/2011, 9:07 am

Granted but you get knocked unconscious and miss it!

I wish I could skip Christmas

by **redeagle321** 12/22/2011, 9:50 am

Wish granted... you miss christmas D:!?

I wish I knew why you wanted to skip christmas!

by archiesangel 12/23/2011, 11:03 am

Granted! I hate the holiday -granted not the reason for it but the whole "family dynamic" gets totally twisted so it's no fun xP

I wish Lifetime movies weren't so slow

by **redeagle321** 1/2/2012, 12:10 pm

Wish granted, they get infinitely slower and take eight hours to finish

I wish my textbooks would hurry up and arrive

by archiesangel 1/2/2012, 11:24 pm

Granted but they arrive to some Lithuanian old guy instead

I wish I could find a new awesome avatar

by **Rinisa** 1/4/2012, 1:36 pm

Granted, you find one, but it's already someone else's.

I wish I would stop procrastinating...

by **TheDeceiverGod** 1/5/2012, 1:12 am

Granted, but you stop having stuff to do.

I wish I could stop procrastinating...

by **redeagle321** 1/5/2012, 1:01 pm

wish granted but now soeone else starts procrastinating

I wish my phone worked better

by archiesangel 1/8/2012, 9:54 pm

Granted but it only works at night

I wish I didn't have to take my math exam

by **redeagle321** 1/9/2012, 8:22 am

Wish granted, but you still get a zero if you don't do it anyways

I wish break had been longer

by **Rinisa** 1/10/2012, 9:14 pm

Wish granted, but it was only longer by a nanosecond.

I wish my teachers would stop assigning essays all at once. It's practically coordinated.

by archiesangel 1/14/2012, 9:09 am

Granted instead they start assigning oppenents that you must fight to the death in order to pass

I wish there wasn't a Hunger Games craze sweeping my school

by **Rinisa** 1/14/2012, 8:29 pm

Wish granted, but instead the Twilight craze returns in full force.

I wish the Hunger Games movie would hurry up and come out already.

by **TheDeceiverGod** 1/19/2012, 3:57 am

Granted but when the movie comes out it is similar to this: Original->The movie you get

I wish for a world unified by harmony and friendship!

by **Tizmael** 1/19/2012, 3:59 am

Granted, but it is enforced via death squads who will string you up by your innards should you fail to be happy.

I wish the snow would go away.

by **redeagle321** 1/19/2012, 9:20 pm

Wish granted but it is followed by a heatwave.

I wish I wasn't feeling so sick

by **TheDeceiverGod** 1/19/2012, 9:28 pm

Granted, you are now a zombie.

I wish for more Pizza!

by **Tizmael** 1/20/2012, 5:22 pm

Granted but you get no Lemonade.

I wish for s new pancreas.

by **TheDeceiverGod** 1/20/2012, 8:16 pm

Granted, but it used to belong to a shrimp.

I wish for Anchovies to be delicious.

by **redeagle321** 1/20/2012, 8:40 pm

Wish granted but then anchovies go extinct

I wish GPD wasn't such a joke in DCUO- I almost feel bad when I beat 'em down.

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