Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted- and endless supply of Bad, moldy salami that'd probably give you fifty kinds of disease if you eat it.

I wish I knew what to post in the RPs =P

Wish granted, but unfortunately you took too long anf they wrote you out of the RP. =P

I wish I had a twin.

Wish granted, but you and your twin were separated at birth. When he realizes he has a twin, he comes, murders you, and takes over your identity.

I wish my laptop wasn't so glitchy.

Granted it catches a virus and dies

I wish my hair dried faster

Granted now, whenever not actively submersed in water you hair dries and shrivels to the consistency of tissue paper.

I wish I was better organized in my day to day life.

Wish granted, but anything outside of the ordinary sends you into a tizzy.

I wish my brother would leave my cat alone.

Wish granted, but now he won't leave YOU alone. =P

I wish I could control the weather.

Granted but you get zapped by lightning

I wish my friend didn't make me try tofu today xP

Granted instead he made you try meal worms. mmmm Yum.

I wish I had a cake.

Granted you have a cake... under your bed pillow smoosh

I wish people weren't so impatient.

Wish granted; now they're apathetic.

I wish the SAT started at a more Snow-friendly time.

Granted it starts at 3 am

I wish my cousin was going to go to my school

Granted, you and your cousin are now the least popular children in attendance. You are both completely ostracized other students adamantly refuse to even speak with you unless absolutely necessarily. During social events, no one approaches either of you and cutting glances are common place.

Enjoy.

I wish I could remain calm while working on projects that excite me.

Granted but the pent up excitement evolves into telekinese and your possessons start to explode one by one leaving you... possession-less.

I wish I had better self control

Granted. Now you've enslaved yourself.

I wish the results would come more quickly.

Granted but they come so fast you missed them

I wish I was better at debating

Wish granted, but now no one wants to talk with you because you turn everything into a debate they can't possibly win.

I wish school wasn't so boring.

Granted but it gets so interesting you never want to leave and you get arrested for stalking one of your teachers.

I wish my school was somewhat organized

Wish granted; every one of your steps and words is choreographed and it's exhausting.

I wish I knew when that assignment was due.

Granted, it was due about and hour ago.

I wish I was less slothful.

Granted but now you are a fish out of water

I wish my computer had Microsoft Publisher

Wish granted, but it has no keyboard.

I wish there was something interesting going on.

Granted but you can't see it because all the lights go out

I wish people listened to deadlines =/

Wish granted; they listen exclusively to the deadlines and don't hear their assignments.

I wish I didn't have to deal with this...

Wish granted, but now you have to deal with a giant mutant fish in your closet. >3>

I wish I could walk on the ceiling.