Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but you can't walk on the floor or the walls and are there for trapped within your home for the rest of your life. You are isolated and are unable to directly interact with anyone except for the ridiculously tall or those in possession of latters, in addition, gravity still functions so you begin to hallucinate due to all the blood pooling in your brain and eventually leap out a window on the behest of your imaginary friend Garry the God Gerbil, and fly off into the sky never to be heard from again.

Garry is then elected Governor.

OR Granted, but due to your perceptions as soon as you walk on it the floor becomes the ceiling and the ceiling becomes the floor and thus your are forever trapped in a round about tug of war between walking on the ceiling or the floor and suffer a slow and wasting death from starvation.

I wish Pi was a vegetable.

Dang, thats a lot of corruption. O_o

Granted, but now every other vegetable is now ''Pi'', which equates to 3.14 and is not edible. So now there are no more veggies. Everyone becomes obese and the vegatarians will have their vengance upon you.

I wish the planet Jupiter doubled in size spontaneously.

Wish granted, but everything else stays the same size and the universe collapses on itself. Good job.

I wish I was better at these corruptions...

Granted you make such good corruptions that no one else wants to play with you anymore and this thread dies and no one will ever tell you their wishes ever again du du du DUHHHHHHH!!!

I wish I didn't have to get on a plane in 8 hours

Granted you have to get on a plane in twenty minutes, and you still have to go through security. Enjoy.

I wish for pizza! For everyone!

Wish granted, but someone attacks while we're busy eating.

I wish I didn't need to sleep so much.

Granted you have to sleep from 1 pm to 3pm everyday
I wish I didn't have such sensitive allergies

Wish granted; you're now only allergic to one thing: oxygen.

I wish that my printer was working.

Granted but there is no more ink to print

I wish I could understand the narrator of Ninja Warrior

Wish granted, but it's nothing interesting.

I wish I could watch all of the movies we got at once. :D

Granted but your eyes burn out and you are blind for the rest of your life

I wish I had a wish xD

Wish granted, but then I corrupt it.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

Granted but the food you were about to consume is stolen by me

I wish I could give Snow the candy cane i hid in my room

Wish granted! :D

I wish I had something to give back.

Granted but I don't know what to do with it so I return it

I wish computer batteries were cheaper

Wish granted, but now all battery-operated devices have gone up in price.

I wish it would snow in Florida regualrly.

Granted all our strawberries and oranges die, the price of fruit goes sky high, gets real hard to find and with the lack of vitamin C the entire population of Florida gets sick.

I wish I could keep up with the clutter

Granted, but now you can't keep up with the time.

I wish I had two golden rings.

Granted but one is actually gold painted silver and the color washes off

I wish I could get this song out of my head : P

Granted, but it's replaced by a brain cell eating parasite

I wish this year would just end already!

Wish granted, now it's 2012.

I wish I had something to drink.

Granted but it evaporates in your hand so that you barely have enough to wet your lips

I wish I could figure out something to do with my hair

Wish granted, but it looks so awesome that everyone starts copying you.

I wish I could remember more.

Granted but your brain runs out of memory annnnnd explodes

I wish this movie i'm watching would just end already...

Wish granted; but then it starts to play again.

I wish I could get this code on the first shot.