Re: Corrupt a Wish

by Fishing4Infinity 1/15/2011, 9:33 pm

Granted, but I steal it

I wish I knew the answer to the riddle: When does a killer not kill?

by **Vandal** 1/15/2011, 9:37 pm

Granted, but you still don't get it after you know the answer. Which you won't once I do end up telling you.

I wish NG was starting already.

by Fishing4Infinity 1/15/2011, 10:03 pm

Granted but there's only one post a week

I wish I had some grilled onions right now..

by **SnowFallsSlow** 1/15/2011, 10:20 pm

Wish granted; they're so grilled they're burnt.

I wish I had a new avatar.

by **Vandal** 1/15/2011, 10:21 pm

Granted. But they taste like sun dried tomatoes.

I wish I could get some sleep x_x

by Fishing4Infinity 1/15/2011, 10:24 pm

Have you not been sleeping..?

Granted, but someone steals your belongings while you are

I wish my tummy would stop hurting

by **Vandal** 1/15/2011, 10:29 pm

I need more sleep...

Granted, its your head now bub.

I wish my nose wasnt runny. I could maybe sleep better.

by Fishing4Infinity 1/15/2011, 10:55 pm

My head is now.. what? And get one of those nasal strip things, thats what I've been using

Granted, but now your ass... is runny

I wish I could find a box

by j1e3s5 1/16/2011, 10:37 pm

granted but the box contains magical man eating leprechauns and they invade your home and take everything you own and they begin a 500 year reign of terror on the earth Oo damn leprechauns rofl ummm

i wish i had a taco that could talk! Smile

by archiesangel 1/16/2011, 10:58 pm

Granted but you never get any sleep because it keeps you up, it's too bright so you and everyone else has to wear special goggles to be able to see it, and it gives off a radiation that makes you turn purple

I wish I could draw lips :/

by **Vandal** 1/16/2011, 11:22 pm

Wish granted, but you can't draw anything else from now on.

I wish my thumbs won't hurt after typing too long on this iPod...

by **SnowFallsSlow** 1/17/2011, 12:36 pm

Wish granted, your eyes hurt from staring at the screen.

I wish I didn't have anything I had to do today.

by archiesangel 1/17/2011, 1:54 pm

Granted you have nothing to do and all your muscles turn to jelly

I wish my video would upload already...

by j1e3s5 1/17/2011, 3:24 pm

granted but the quality so bad you cant even see the video and the computer explodes oh and the killer muffins are back Razz

i wish i had a sledgehammer

by **Vandal** 1/17/2011, 5:36 pm

Granted. A sledge hammer made of plastic from Matel Toys.

I wish I didn't have to wait so long to render my clips on FCP.

by **SnowFallsSlow** 1/17/2011, 6:53 pm

Wish granted, it takes you half as long, but you have to upload twice as many now.

I wish that I could type faster.

by **TheDeceiverGod** 1/17/2011, 7:05 pm

Granted now whenever you are required to type anything, you type so quickly that your keyboard melts and you are required to get a new one.

I wish I knew how other people thought.

by **SnowFallsSlow** 1/17/2011, 7:30 pm

Wish granted, but they're all boring.

I wish I had more music.

by **TheDeceiverGod** 1/17/2011, 7:36 pm

Granted but it's all boring. Razz

I wish I was financially independent for now and forever!

by j1e3s5 1/17/2011, 10:26 pm

wish granted but now no one lets you buy anything from them Sad

oh and ummm a taco explodes!??! Sad

rofl had to put something random Smile

i wish i had an infinite number of animals at my disposal rofl hehe Razz

by Corvus31 1/18/2011, 10:32 am

Granted.....but they all run away

I wish Megatron would blow up my school

by **Vandal** 1/18/2011, 10:46 am

Wish granted. He also blows up your house.

I wish Michael Bay was dead.

by Fishing4Infinity 1/18/2011, 10:50 am

Granted, but they build a memorial for him by your house and now you have a huge Michale Bay statue looking at you through your window.

I wish allergies weren't so high right now

by **Vandal** 1/18/2011, 12:13 pm

Granted, but you are now allergic to Calypso and can no longer hug him any more.

I wish everything I touched turned into a chicken.

by Fishing4Infinity 1/18/2011, 2:13 pm

Granted but when you touch your mac, it becomes a chicken. Mac Chicken.

I wish I had a mac chicken..

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