Corrupt a Wish

Granted. Whatever it is, it comes in dead.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

wish granted but you suddenly get amnesia of this moment for the rest of your life rofl

i wish i had a giant mutant robot panda of doom and taconess?!?!?!? rofl

p.s rofl mercy!?! i love you soo much rofl epic wish epic chicken powers?!?! rofl yea?!?!?!? rofl why didnt i think of that rofl XD

umm.....granted but it leaves for china.

i wish i could go to Japan.

Wish granted, but you can't learn Japanese and no one speaks English with you.

I wish I could learn three different languages.

wish granted but the languages are all animal languages

i wish i could go to china and play with my robot panda

Wish granted, however, everyone in China is on vacation in Russia, so there's no one to make you any food and you starve and your robot panda short-circuits and there's no one to fix it and there are no. Tacos. ANYWHERE.

I wish that I had something to drink.

wish granted but the drink is toxic

i wish i had an endless supply of tacos

Oo got me scared there rofl XD

Granted. but you become lost in an endless sea of tocos.

I wish for good luck on my midterms tomorrow.

Wish granted, but you do so well that you break the grading curve and the rest of the kids beat you up after class.

I wish my cat understood what "Quiet" means.

wish granted but she still is loud as ever and chooses to ignore the word

i wish i had a giant rice ball of doom that was blue

Granted but it is so giant that it rolls over on top of you and crushes you

I wish I had better ideas

Wish granted, but I steal them.

I wish that I thought more often.

wish granted but now you never actually do anything

i wish i was invincible hehe rofl

Wish granted; you can no longer shave or get a haircut, and no one wants to talk to you.

I wish that inaction could be as exciting as action.

really confused rofl but here it goes

wish granted but now everyone is lazy and never does anything ever

i wish i had a muffin

Granted but it is really an alien and eats you

I wish I could sew

granted but the fabric turns into a monster and destroys the world

i wish i could fly

granted but you keep flying around the world and can't stop.

i wish i had some money....

Wish granted; you stole it from the bank and are about to get caught.

I wish that I was taller.

Granted but I still end up being taller than you.... which means you never grew at all xD

I wish I could wear heels without breaking a leg

Wish granted; you break both legs.

I wish you had a rocket powered wheelchair for your recovery time.

Granted but I crash into you and we both end up in the hospital for a couple months

I wish we had fantastic insurance

Wish granted, but we don't have great healing powers.

I wish I had cake.

wish granted but the cake implodes and it didnt even have natchos in it?!?!?

i wish i had a fish

Wish granted, but you have no water.

I wish there was some tape in this house. :/