Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted, but I didn't catch the reference.

I wish your wish had been corrupted by someone who had caught the reference.

Granted but they forget it

I wish that package would finally come! Dx

Granted, but it's the wrong package. Congratulations, you were the first recipient of stink in a box.

I wish I didn't have writer's block =/

Granted you have a construction block and are forced out of your house until they finish

I wish my scanner picked up color better

Granted, but it picks up color so well everything you scan comes out in 3D on the computer. It's stolen for it's amazing powers.

I wish your scanner hadn't been stolen.

Wish granted, but now archie's scanner got broked. =P.

I wish I had a universal power switch.

Granted, but once you turned it off you couldn't turn it on again, so the world has a blackout thanks to you.. xp

I wish I got vacation already..

Wish granted, it's over like that.

I wish Mercy would enter the Chatbox.

Wish granted, but now she can't exit the chatbox. Ever.


I wish Teenagers were less stupid.

Wish granted; now everyone over 18 and under 13 is a drooling idiot.

I wish that these things worked properly.

Wish granted, but now the *other* things don't work at all.

I wish I had a clone.

Granted, but it's an evil clone who insists that he is in actuality the original and that you are the evil clone. Accordingly, he attempts to take over your life, adopting your friends, family, social obligations, paychecks, as well as various labors such as school work & day jobs.

I wish my cat would stop shedding all over me, and everything else I own.

Granted your cat loses all it's hair and you have to continually hold it to keep im warm

I wish I had an extra phone battery.

Granted but it doesn't fit your specific phone, nor any other phone, for it is a battery from Xinu the 18th planet from the star Xegiba. Enjoy your alien technology.

I wish Solomonic magic wasn't so bloody difficult. 'wands must be made of the wood of a virgin tree, of a branch that has not blossom cut with the knife that was made in the day and hour of mars and blessed and fumigated etc etc etc.'

Granted, now it isn't so "Bloody difficult". Now it's just impossible!

I wish my cat would stay in the house more often.

Granted but your cat kicks YOU out of the house

I wish my backyard wasn't flooded

Granted. Your backyard isn't flooded any more, but the rest of the world is. Every earthling must now squeeze into your backyard to survive and you're pushed out in the ensuing chaos.

I wish the world wasn't flooded.

Granted but now there is no water on Earth and the plants dry up, we have no food supply, and the entire planet dies of dehydration...

I wish that there would be blue skies and no rain for the 4th!

Granted, but there is an alien invasion bent on kidnapping and 'probing' patriotic individuals so that they might extract their patriotism and experiment on it.

I wish I was more motivated to find a job.

Granted but there is someone more motivated than you that gets it everytime

I wish I had a webcam

granted but it dosen't work

I wish I could be there to see the last shuttle launch

Granted but but as the countdown starts you get over excited and pass out so you miss it.

I wish the rain would let up

Granted but you get hail instead

I wish I had something to do

Wish granted; you must now run from the zombie hordes or die trying.

I wish I could escape the zombie hordes.

Granted but you can't escape the sparkling vampires

I wish I knew where all the scary vampires went...