Re: Corrupt a Wish

by **SnowFallsSlow** 7/21/2011, 12:21 pm

Wish granted; they're standing behind you.

I wish I had more pairs of colorful socks.

by archiesangel 7/21/2011, 9:20 pm

Granted but all your other clothes lose their color leaving your only colorful socks and gray everything else.

I wish I wasn't sunburnt

by **SnowFallsSlow** 7/21/2011, 10:13 pm

Actually, that would look kinda nifty...

Wish granted; you're now the color of sour cream.

I wish my kitten hadn't scratched me.

by archiesangel 7/21/2011, 11:07 pm

Granted your kitten has chewed all of your colorful socks

I wish our neighbors weren't so rude

by **SnowFallsSlow** 7/22/2011, 8:37 pm

Wish granted; now they're super-nice, but they stalk you and break into your house while you're not looking.

I wish I had something to drink.

by archiesangel 7/22/2011, 8:56 pm

Granted but your mouth won't open so you cant drink it

I wish I could swallow pills instead of having to chew them xP

by **SnowFallsSlow** 7/22/2011, 9:44 pm

Wish granted, but you have to practice first with Tic-Tacs and M&M's.

I wish I had more music.

by **SnowFallsSlow** 7/24/2011, 11:16 am

Wish granted, but she doesn't appreciate the name.

I wish I was finished with this essay. :/

by **Rinisa** 7/25/2011, 11:49 am

Wish granted, but the completed essay is then deleted by a power outage.

I wish my cat would shut up.

by **SnowFallsSlow** 7/25/2011, 12:33 pm

Wish granted; the neighbor's dog starts barking.

I wish time would hurry up and pass.

by **Rinisa** 7/29/2011, 10:36 pm

Granted, it passes too quickly and you die.

I wish my mom's foot wasn't broken.

by **Vandal** 7/30/2011, 7:56 am

Granted, but her legs are broken. Both of them.

I wish my connection was better.

by archiesangel 7/31/2011, 10:16 am

Granted but it takes several years to improve

I wish I was able to tell when it would rain

by **Rinisa** 7/31/2011, 7:51 pm

Granted you can tell when it will rain. In Africa.

I wish for world peace!

by archiesangel 7/31/2011, 9:20 pm

Granted but aliens invade and destroy the world and it's peace

I wish there was a way to straighten my hair without wasting two hours

by **SnowFallsSlow** 8/1/2011, 12:23 am

Wish granted; it takes three hours.

I wish I had some bacon.

by archiesangel 8/1/2011, 12:58 am

Granted a pig shows up on your front door

I wish I could speak Welsh

by **SnowFallsSlow** 8/1/2011, 10:42 am

Wish granted, but you don't understand it.

I wish I had some doughnuts.

by **Vandal** 8/1/2011, 11:00 am

Granted. But it's sprinkled... with fingernail clippings.

I wish I could go college in California sooner than later.

by **SnowFallsSlow** 8/1/2011, 11:30 am

Wish granted, you leave right this very second.

I wish I had some boxes for packing.

by **Vandal** 8/1/2011, 2:40 pm

Wish granted, you get boxes for packing. Each box is 1x1x1 inches.

I wish I could go ice skating.

by **SnowFallsSlow** 8/1/2011, 11:40 pm

Wish granted; you can, but the ice is thin.

I wish I could eat some ice cream.

by Rain_ 8/2/2011, 2:40 am

Robin wrote:Granted, but it's a terrible flavor.

I wish I had some food.

Wish granted. It's a cricket on a stick.
I wish I was ripped like the guy from Thor. (:

by **Rinisa** 8/2/2011, 6:24 pm

Wish granted. You're ripped apart in battle like he was and painfully survive.

I wish I my hair wasn't so poofy.

by archiesangel 8/2/2011, 7:11 pm

Granted but it poofs away so now you're bald!

I wish I hadn't lost all the pictures on my phone

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