Teen Titans: The Saddest Sad that Ever Sadded into the Dark Darkness that was dark and emo and crap

A fanfic by Drakai-King Marthan
Author's note: Hello...
I am sad and emo because I just saw an episode of a cartoon...
The cartoon was Teen Titans and the episode was the final episode, entitled "Things Change"
Why does it make me sad? BECAUSE BEATS BOY AND TERRA DIDN'T GET MARRIED! BAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
So instead of moving on I decided to become a recluse who never gets a job, and have even castrated myself so no girls will ever sleep with me. Now I can devote my time to writing terrible fanfiction like my good friend Michael Michulak.
So here's my story

Prolouge

Another day, another time Slade decided to commit criminal acts. This time, he was stealing things. Naturally, the Teen Titans went in to stop the sodder.
"You're not getting away, this time! TITANS,MOVE!" Robin said, but Slade was gaining speed, when suddenly, a freaky cat monster alien named Copy-Cat (Original Character. Do not steal) appeared, and used his Psychic Deus ex Machina Foresight powers to fight Slade. This was good because Copy-Cat was the greatest superhero ever. He was born on Psyconia, where his parents were even royalty. Now when Psyconians were born, they either got claws that were totally not stolen from Wolverine (Original Character. Do not steal), Psychic Deus ex Machina Foresight Powers, or even the ability to copy anyone. Copy-Cat had all 3, which is totally cool and crap. But he wasn't the leader. The leader of course, was Beast Boy. They fought Slade a bunch of times, and nearly beat him.
"Hmm" Slade hissed "It appears I am at a disadvantage"

"Dang, right!" Cyborg said. He would have said a lot more, but that would take away too much time from Beast Boy, because he is the Messiah.
"How should we finish him off?" Terra, Beast Boy's trophy wife asked.
"Well, I guess we... HIT HIM WITH A HAMMER!" Beast Boy answered
"Uhh" Slade hissed "...Look over there!"
"WHERE?!" The team said in unsion. It took them a while to realize they were duped for like the 20th time.
"MOTHERF'ER!" Robin shotted, because he's a jerk who swears (I HATE WHEN PEOPLE SWEAR... THAT MEANS YOU, YOU DIRTY PAMS! I HOPE THEY REVOKE YOUR FIRST AMENMDENT RIGHTS FOR BEING OPEN-MINDED AND HAVING LIVES!)
"It's over, Robin. He got away again. Maybe next time, we should pay more attention" Raven said, because she's an evil open-minded wench
"She's right, husband. We should head back to the tower. It's almost time for Beast Boy to take over the plot" Starfire said
"Who wants to go rent a sexy movie?" Cyborg asked (BLECK! S-E-X is nasty)
"Not me!" said Raven
"Good point, Raven" said Beast Boy, as even he had to agree "Maybe we should just go home and watch TV"

"Whatever you say, Beast Boy. TITANS, MOVE!" Robin said
Back at the tower...

Cyborg got the remote, and was flipping through when on came Digimon's 2nd season.
"Uhh, Cyborg. Can you change the channel?" Beast Boy asked.
"No way, dude! I haven't even seen this episode, yet!" Cyborg said
Aggh! THINGS CHANGE ATTACK! AAGH! Beast Boy thought
Beast Boy had a seizere and passed out from the STRESS!

Later...
Beast Boy was in his room, singing a depressing emo song, because deep down inside he was not in character. He was super emo. Don't ask how he recovered from the seizure, because I am terrible at writing drama
(Sounds like Richard Harris)
Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and were pressed,
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants

MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down...
Someone left the cake out in the rain
and I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
and I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I recall the yellow cotton dress
foaming like a wave
on the ground around your knees
The birds, like tender babies in your hands
and the old men playing checkers by the trees

MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down...
Someone left the cake out in the rain
and I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
and I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


There will be another song for me
For I will sing it
There will be another dream for me
Someone will bring it
I will drink the wine while it is warm
and never let you catch me looking at the sun
And after all the loves of my life
after all the loves of my life
You'll still be the one.

I will take my life into my hands
and I will use it
I will win the worship in their eyes
and I will lose it
I will have the things that I desire
and my passion flow like rivers through the sky.
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
I'll be thinking of you
and wondering why.

MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down...
Someone left the cake out in the rain
and I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
and I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

He was rudely interrupted by Copy-Cat, who thought he heard a cat in heat.
"Sorry, friend. I just thought you were... Why are you crying?" Copy-Cat asked
"It's nothing, Copy-Cat. It's just that that show earlier reminded me of my own emoness, and how much I HATE CHANGES!" (SEE HOW SUBTLE I AM?) Beast Boy said.
"Why do you hate changes? Enlighten me, Jesus Incarnate!" Copy-Cat said
"But I don't wanna!" Beast Boy whined
"If you don't I'll just rape your mind and find out myself!" Copy-Cat threatened
"...You're a total butthole, aren't you?" Beast Boy said
"Pretty much" Copy-Cat said
"Can't Argue with that. Well, here it goes..."

END OF CHAPTER 1
(A/N: Yes... This is my first chapter. And you dirty bull-slappers at Project afters better not mock this fanfic, or I'll go machinegun on you!)

REAL AUTHOR'S NOTE: I had to censor some language in case I was breaking the rules, but hey, since the author I am parodying likes to censor his language, it fits.

Interesting.......

redhood321 wrote:Interesting.......

That's exactly what I was going to say. o.O

O_o

I'd say 'O_o' sums it up niceley.

Haha thanks Red. Man I think I lost a couple hundred brain cells reading that one...

Same here my friend same here. o.O What's the moral of the story, don't be emo? :\

Maybe I should give an explanation as to what this is about

As mentioned, it is a parody of Dakari-King Mykan, particularly the original version of "Some Things Never Change" which is still found on his Mediaminer account (Though I can't blame you if you don't look for it)

Yes, the story is kind of confusing, but that's because I did it in the style of Mykan, hence the plot holes, random songs, spelling mistakes, and repetitivness

I'll fix up the other chapters I've typed up to make it make more sense (although this is a Mykan fanfic we're talking about, so that won't be easy)

Thanks for your input. It's nice to see that people won't just blindly praise writers