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Wow az, that's something you got there. And how are you btw?

Holy...

He... died? How? what the heck????!!!!!!

Rianna Lauren wrote:Holy...

He... died? How? what the heck????!!!!!!

To my knowledge, not quite.

Besides, even if he did, so did Superman that one time, and he got better.

Rain_of_Tears wrote:Wow az, that's something you got there. And how are you btw?

Doing alright. Been a bit busy. My birthday occurred during this past week, there's been Thanksgiving and quite a bit of shopping. I've been busier than usual, which would be why I haven't really been around.

Holy...

He... died? How? what the heck????!!!!!!

Snake's right. He's not really dead. He was hit by Darkseids "Omega Sanction", which is similar to the Omega Effect, except it doesn't kill outright. It can do several things; the most common is that it causes the recipient to live through various alternative lives, each more devastating than the last, until their spirit is crushed and they die completely. It seems it can also transport through time, which is what happened to Bruce. It's not an outright death sentence though; though impossibly hard, it can be escaped, as Mister Miracle has done in the past.

However, Superman found a body. By and large, the superhero community and everyone who knew him believes he died. Many still have hope - Barry Allen has remarked that men like he and Hal Jordan have returned from the dead and that "If there's a way to escape death, you can bet Batman's working on it right now" - but almost everyone is unaware of his true fate.

Tim Drake refused to take the whole thing at face value and has struck out on his own, finding clues to what happened to Bruce. But Dick gave up trying to escape his surrogate fathers legacy and embraced it. He took the cowl and took on Gotham City, choosing to protect it in Bruces stead. Dick has to carry on now.

I posted these pages from a Batman issue because I really felt like it was a great scene that cut to the heart of the characters.

OH MY GOD they cussed...mas and menos cussed...what dont believe me?! check this out...
TRANSLATE EVERTING MAS AND MENOS SAID (including jodiendo)




(Inside, Cyborg backs up to the wall with a frustrated groan, but has no time for any further comment-Steamroller is bearing down and lands a smashing left hook that drops him. Before he can get up, the aggressor's hands, joined into the large single cylinder with which he forced his way in, start to run over him. A launcher opens up on one huge yellow shoulder and fires a cable that connects to Cyborg's back; it glows red once the hookup is in place.)

Cyborg: Get off my back!

(He points his sonic cannon backward and knocks Steamroller free, cable and all, with one shot. The latter crashes through a catwalk on his way back down to the floor, and Cyborg gets up as the Titans East gather around him.)

M�s, Menos: Esto es rid�culo! Parecemos aficionados! Somos seis contra uno, tenemos que ganar! (indicating Bumblebee) Pero ella est� en nuestro camino-

(Sight gag: Aqualad and Speedy sit on stools in a classroom, wearing dunce caps and facing away from each other.)

M�s, Menos: -y estos dos se est�n disparando, y este viejo no est� jodiendo! (Both start crying, then duck away.)
Speedy: What they said.

["This is ridiculous! We look like amateurs! We're six against one, we have to win! But she's in our way, and these two are shooting at each other, and this old guy isn't screwing around!"]

spanish? rad stuff mate

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Azrael wrote:



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Where u get this stuff man!

Since this is the news thread...

If any people here wear cosmetics...

You may want to make sure they aren't actually Soylent Greens...

icegal2779 wrote:Where u get this stuff man!

All over. Comics are never low on awesome moments.

The first three scans are selected panels from an issue of Hitman, which is one of Garth Ennis's funniest series. The second set are from the latest issue of Detective Comics, currently starring the new Batwoman.

Beast boy and Raven are in the comics now.
it used to be Wonder girl, blue beattle, Static, bombshell, miss martain, aqua girl and red devil
they were all in the current teen titans comics
but one of them died (incase anyone reads em and cares enough to know who dies i wont say) but raven and beast boy showed up to come back to the teen titans once the person died and now they in the comics.
so if anyone wants to see raven and beast boy in a new story, they are the same as they were in the tv show pretty much just not animated so if u bored or wanna see more i suggest u check it out :!:

TheGoAsk wrote:...they are the same as they were in the tv show pretty much just not animated...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Xenophobic Sponge wrote:

TheGoAsk wrote:...they are the same as they were in the tv show pretty much just not animated...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

That was your first reaction? I pretty much facevaulted.

Ty wrote:OH MY GOD they cussed...mas and menos cussed...what dont believe me?! check this out...
TRANSLATE EVERTING MAS AND MENOS SAID (including jodiendo)




(Inside, Cyborg backs up to the wall with a frustrated groan, but has no time for any further comment-Steamroller is bearing down and lands a smashing left hook that drops him. Before he can get up, the aggressor's hands, joined into the large single cylinder with which he forced his way in, start to run over him. A launcher opens up on one huge yellow shoulder and fires a cable that connects to Cyborg's back; it glows red once the hookup is in place.)

Cyborg: Get off my back!

(He points his sonic cannon backward and knocks Steamroller free, cable and all, with one shot. The latter crashes through a catwalk on his way back down to the floor, and Cyborg gets up as the Titans East gather around him.)

M�s, Menos: Esto es rid�culo! Parecemos aficionados! Somos seis contra uno, tenemos que ganar! (indicating Bumblebee) Pero ella est� en nuestro camino-

(Sight gag: Aqualad and Speedy sit on stools in a classroom, wearing dunce caps and facing away from each other.)

M�s, Menos: -y estos dos se est�n disparando, y este viejo no est� jodiendo! (Both start crying, then duck away.)
Speedy: What they said.

["This is ridiculous! We look like amateurs! We're six against one, we have to win! But she's in our way, and these two are shooting at each other, and this old guy isn't screwing around!"]

...So where did they cuss?

Also, who the hell cares?

Azrael wrote:

Xenophobic Sponge wrote:

TheGoAsk wrote:...they are the same as they were in the tv show pretty much just not animated...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

That was your first reaction? I pretty much facevaulted.

I did a double-take, thinking I'd read that wrong. Apparently I didn't.

Xenophobic Sponge wrote:

You may want to make sure they aren't actually Soylent Greens...

Oh my gosh... I hated that movie. I was forced to watch it in my biology class.

Mercy wrote:

Xenophobic Sponge wrote:

You may want to make sure they aren't actually Soylent Greens...

Oh my gosh... I hated that movie. I was forced to watch it in my biology class.

I like how I posted a real news article about people being murdered, decapitated, hung from hooks and melted into raw materials sold to make cosmetics and the only thing you have to say is that you didn't like the movie I made a comparison to. XDXD

We are all living proof of the jaded nature of humanity these days.

Naked Snake wrote:

Ty wrote:OH MY GOD they cussed...mas and menos cussed...what dont believe me?! check this out...
TRANSLATE EVERTING MAS AND MENOS SAID (including jodiendo)




(Inside, Cyborg backs up to the wall with a frustrated groan, but has no time for any further comment-Steamroller is bearing down and lands a smashing left hook that drops him. Before he can get up, the aggressor's hands, joined into the large single cylinder with which he forced his way in, start to run over him. A launcher opens up on one huge yellow shoulder and fires a cable that connects to Cyborg's back; it glows red once the hookup is in place.)

Cyborg: Get off my back!

(He points his sonic cannon backward and knocks Steamroller free, cable and all, with one shot. The latter crashes through a catwalk on his way back down to the floor, and Cyborg gets up as the Titans East gather around him.)

M�s, Menos: Esto es rid�culo! Parecemos aficionados! Somos seis contra uno, tenemos que ganar! (indicating Bumblebee) Pero ella est� en nuestro camino-

(Sight gag: Aqualad and Speedy sit on stools in a classroom, wearing dunce caps and facing away from each other.)

M�s, Menos: -y estos dos se est�n disparando, y este viejo no est� jodiendo! (Both start crying, then duck away.)
Speedy: What they said.

["This is ridiculous! We look like amateurs! We're six against one, we have to win! But she's in our way, and these two are shooting at each other, and this old guy isn't screwing around!"]

...So where did they cuss?

Also, who the hell cares?

i do, because it's a kid's show. jodiendo means te "F" word. should they have that on TT????

Ty wrote:i do, because it's a kid's show. jodiendo means te "F" word. should they have that on TT????

To Snake's credit, the translation you provided had jodiendo translated as screwing. Which is why he was asking where the swearing was and why anyone would care about the term screwing around in a kids show.


EDIT: I just translated the word myself, and it's coming up with "Messing About" as what it means, so it still looks like it's not swearing.

OH NO!!!

SNAKE WAS HERE!!!

GOD!!! THAT BASTARD!!! I HATE HIM!!! IF ONLY I WASN'T SO INEPT A HUMAN BEING I COULD FEND OFF HIS CASUAL WITTICISMS. ALACK; I AM CONSTANTLY BEFUDDLED BY HIM!!! MY REPEATED INSULTS AND TAUNTS, THEY HAVE NO EFFECT ON HIM!!! WHAT AM I, A POOR CHILD, TO DO?!

SOMEBODY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Naked Snake wrote:OH NO!!!

SNAKE WAS HERE!!!

GOD!!! THAT BASTARD!!! I HATE HIM!!! IF ONLY I WASN'T SO INEPT A HUMAN BEING I COULD FEND OFF HIS CASUAL WITTICISMS. ALACK; I AM CONSTANTLY BEFUDDLED BY HIM!!! MY REPEATED INSULTS AND TAUNTS, THEY HAVE NO EFFECT ON HIM!!! WHAT AM I, A POOR CHILD, TO DO?!

SOMEBODY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lol, you sound rediculous you know that?

Rain_of_Tears wrote:

Naked Snake wrote:OH NO!!!

SNAKE WAS HERE!!!

GOD!!! THAT BASTARD!!! I HATE HIM!!! IF ONLY I WASN'T SO INEPT A HUMAN BEING I COULD FEND OFF HIS CASUAL WITTICISMS. ALACK; I AM CONSTANTLY BEFUDDLED BY HIM!!! MY REPEATED INSULTS AND TAUNTS, THEY HAVE NO EFFECT ON HIM!!! WHAT AM I, A POOR CHILD, TO DO?!

SOMEBODY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lol, you sound rediculous you know that?

What's that? I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that. It sounded like "Please, shoot me in the face and take this Metal Gear."

Can do.

Naked Snake wrote:

Rain_of_Tears wrote:

Naked Snake wrote:OH NO!!!

SNAKE WAS HERE!!!

GOD!!! THAT BASTARD!!! I HATE HIM!!! IF ONLY I WASN'T SO INEPT A HUMAN BEING I COULD FEND OFF HIS CASUAL WITTICISMS. ALACK; I AM CONSTANTLY BEFUDDLED BY HIM!!! MY REPEATED INSULTS AND TAUNTS, THEY HAVE NO EFFECT ON HIM!!! WHAT AM I, A POOR CHILD, TO DO?!

SOMEBODY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lol, you sound rediculous you know that?

What's that? I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that. It sounded like "Please, shoot me in the face and take this Metal Gear."

Can do.

Quite comical. Snake, I think you are a funny guy... but perhaps a tad overbearing... XP