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Infinite_Music2779 wrote:Snake, if you don't mind my asking, why do dislike/hate Mykan?

A veritable smorgasboard of reasons.

The first place to start would be his writing, which he considers to be solid gold encrusted in jewels and Grace Park's butt. It's not. It's bad. It's startlingly bad, it's enormously bad, it's so bad that it makes me question how anybody could consider it anything but bad. Yet people get on their knees and praise him, calling him creative and brilliant for plagiarizing everything he can get his hands on, and for doing a piss-poor job of it at that; everything he's written, literally everything, reads like a twelve-year-old wrote it. Twilight's better written than that crap.

But try to tell him that, and he erupts. I know a guy, he gave a lengthy, polite and honest critique of MUSICAL: COUNT LOGAN BLAH BLAH BLAH, and in turn, Mykan told him that "your words... are like a KNIFE through my HEART!" You literally can't get anything through to the guy in regards to his fiction; in his mind, it's perfect, no matter how blatantly flawed it may be. Tell him that his OC is a crappy, arrogant self-insertion? Tell him that his OC is just a bad MSPaint recolor of Robin? He erupts. Suggest that he be a bit more creative? He goes apefrak.

That'd be easy to ignore if he wasn't such a crappy person to boot. He treats everybody around him like objects, like they're just there for him to bounce his drama and angst and crap-ass fiction off of. And he'll just ramble about it, it doesn't matter if you don't give two fraks about it, he'll talk your ear off about everything in his life anyway. Every conversation you have with him, it inevitably turns back to "MY LIFE IS AWFUL COUNT LOGAN TERRA THINGS CHANGE DAVIS AND KARI WAAAAAH." He never has anything fresh or interesting to say, ever. Ever. Yet he acts like he's the absolute pinnacle of human knowledge. His years of badfic-writing and the idiotic praise he garners from it has super-inflated his ego like a hot-air balloon.

Enough about his fanfiction though--the guy's a jackass. Treats people horribly, expects their lives to revolve around his schedule, and berates them for not following his expectations for them. He'll fill their mind with the wretchedness of his woe-is-me lifestyle, but can't be bothered to actually listen to their problems for longer than a few minutes before turning the conversation back to him.

He has this doom-and-gloom mentality that stems from his childhood. When his friends grew up around him, he didn't grow up with them. No, he clung to his Megazords and Pokemon cards while his friends moved the frak on and grew up. Naturally, he was picked on, but as with everything else in his miserable, crapsack life, it was his own goddamn fault for not getting with the times and getting on with his life--a theme that he has going on for him.

Literally every problem he has could probably be solved if he just put in one iota of effort into improving himself. But he doesn't. He hates CHANGES and can't be bothered to do a damn thing about anything, because apparently, being unable to do anything without being reminded of Things Change counts as a frakking disability to the Canadian government.

And yet he still thinks of himself above everything. Smug prick that he is, he believes himself "overqualified" for any sort of manual labor or education (and let me tell you, if he's as good an actor and singer as he is a writer and artist, then he's about as qualified as he is creative and intelligent), and refuses to do anything more than take a paycheck for parading his retarded puppets around schoolchildren. His greatest accomplishment is meeting the mayor of some backwater Canadian town. Ooh, good for you Mykan--how's about raking in some frakking INCOME and thinking of someone besides yourself for a change?! He's 23 years old, he lives with his parents, and he contributes nothing outside of the occasional pittance from his appearance fee!

And what's his excuse? I am... AUTISTIC!!! Which is an absolute insult to every well-adjusted autistic person in the world. I understand that it's a condition that's difficult to be overcome, but it CAN be overcome, if only enough effort were to be put into it. If only he tried. But that's just too damn much for him, so he doesn't, and he uses it as his catch-all excuse for why he's a lazy frakwit.

To say nothing of his absurd, psychological need to "fix" the outcome of shows and couples that he doesn't like, which only scratches the surface of how psychotic the man is.

Dakari-King Mykan is everything that I refuse to become. I see in him all the negative potential for myself realized, and it's absolutely terrifying. I will never become that, ever, I swear to you. And maybe I don't have to, because he already has.

Does that answer your question?

O_O

Did you just write that?

Wait, Mykan had friends?

Fishing4Karma wrote:O_O

Did you just write that?

Wait, Mykan had friends?

Yes, I did.

Mykan doesn't have friends for too long. Eventually they realize that he's full of crap and get away form him.

Your loathing of Mykan gives you the power to write at amazing speed :O!!

Well done monsieur Snake!

Naked Snake wrote:Twilight's better written than that crap.



Does that answer your question?

WHOA, WHOA. O.o

You think Twilight is better than his fanfics?
Yes. That answers the question.

Man, I love this site...

EllaMila1 wrote:

Naked Snake wrote:Twilight's better written than that crap.



Does that answer your question?

WHOA, WHOA. O.o

You think Twilight is better than his fanfics?
Yes. That answers the question.

Yes. Yes I do. That is how low I think of Mykan's writing. Twilight is better than The Sailor Moon Legend of Zelda.

There was a Sailor Moon Legend of Zelda???

Naked Snake wrote:The Sailor Moon Legend of Zelda.

Ok, I'm sorry to say this but..

that title made me want to cut myself.. WTF Kinda story title is that?!

Naked Snake wrote:

Fishing4Karma wrote:

Naked Snake wrote:The Sailor Moon Legend of Zelda.

Ok, I'm sorry to say this but..

that title made me want to cut myself.. WTF Kinda story title is that?!

This kind.

O_o

He sure has a lot of free time.

The title reminds me of the anime Sailor Moon and the game Legend of Zelda. ._.

EllaMila1 wrote:

Naked Snake wrote:

Fishing4Karma wrote:

Naked Snake wrote:The Sailor Moon Legend of Zelda.

Ok, I'm sorry to say this but..

that title made me want to cut myself.. WTF Kinda story title is that?!

This kind.

O_o

He sure has a lot of free time.

The title reminds me of the anime Sailor Moon and the game Legend of Zelda. ._.

...I think that was the point?

Naked Snake wrote:

EllaMila1 wrote:

Naked Snake wrote:

Fishing4Karma wrote:

Naked Snake wrote:The Sailor Moon Legend of Zelda.

Ok, I'm sorry to say this but..

that title made me want to cut myself.. WTF Kinda story title is that?!

This kind.

O_o

He sure has a lot of free time.

The title reminds me of the anime Sailor Moon and the game Legend of Zelda. ._.

...I think that was the point?

O_O

No way.

.... I just threw up a little from that.

So let's move on from someone who won't stop emailing me... Anyone see the Olypmics?

Infinite_Music2779 wrote:So let's move on from someone who won't stop emailing me... Anyone see the Olypmics?

Yes, Canada has a chance today of breaking the record of most Gold Medals ever! Yay!





P.S
Snake hit the nail on the head. This forum became 100% more readable when that guy was banned. He was the main reason I never went into the chat box.

O_O

...can we move away from the Mykan topic, please?

Rianna Lauren wrote:O_O

...can we move away from the Mykan topic, please?

I tried that, didn't seem to work...

Anyways I'm cheering for U.S/Canada/Poland if they're there xD

Canada totally beat the USA in hockey, meaning we have the most gold medals and broke the previous record! Best Canadian Olympics ever, and we only had to horribly maim and kill people to achieve it!

We're 10th. o_o

i think this is the first time i'm the only one on the site O_o
i'll be sure to turn the light off XD

lol Terra xD


gaaaaah no Indonesia in Olympics. Well... DUH. It's Winter Olympics. >_<

Who! On Earth! Thought that THIS was a good idea?!

It's Twilight, but with Teen Titans-related nouns inserted into the story. It's literally word for word verbatum copied from the book...but with names and locations from Teen Titans thrown in.

This makes frakking Mykan look creative.

Wow..... o.O

Naked Snake wrote:Who! On Earth! Thought that THIS was a good idea?!

It's Twilight, but with Teen Titans-related nouns inserted into the story. It's literally word for word verbatum copied from the book...but with names and locations from Teen Titans thrown in.

This makes frakking Mykan look creative.

Really, BB would be Jacob. xD I think I'm the only somewhat Twilight fan on this site... God I feel like a dork... -_-