What Titans Would Never Say

Robin: I trust Slade.

Beast Boy: *explicative*

Starfire: Shiny. Let's be bad guys.

Beastboy: I'm not in love with Terra or Raven, I love Starfire!
Starfire: Sorry beastboy, I'm in love with Terra's doorknob! I'm an objectophile!

Raven: Hai guys, let's look at some funny pics of lolcatz.

Terra: my powers stink, why can't I have the power to turn into a rock instead!?

Ok that's an insult to BBxStar fans everywhere!... -_-

Beastboy: I got a Ph.D!

Cyborg: Guess what? I painted the T-Car pink!
Raven: I helpped him too!
Starfire: I belive you all should have gone with the black... *stalks off*

Slade: Robin... I am your father!
Robin: ... Then why the f-ing heck do you try to kill me?!

Music_Hero2779 wrote:Ok that's an insult to BBxStar fans everywhere!... -_-

Beastboy: I got a Ph.D!

Cyborg: Guess what? I painted the T-Car pink!
Raven: I helpped him too!
Starfire: I belive you all should have gone with the black... *stalks off*

Slade: Robin... I am your father!
Robin: ... Then why the f-ing heck do you try to kill me?!

....LOL

Hmmm.... Let's see...

Beastboy: "Guys, I'm using my brain!"
Cyborg: "I hate technology..."
Raven: "I love everything and everyone!"
Starfire: *says nothing*

Shadow_of_Darkness wrote:

Starfire: Friends, i'm going the 'emo'

^^ lol

Music_Hero2779 wrote:

Slade: Robin... I am your father!
Robin: ... Then why the f-ing heck do you try to kill me?!

Made me laugh soooo hard!! =D

Shadow_of_Darkness wrote:Like what the title says, post something here what the titans would never say or do :3

For Example:

Slade: *Goes to Disneyland* OMFG ITS MICKEY!!!! :O!!!

Robin: *Sings* P-P-P-Pokerrrr Facceeee

Raven: Yo, what up dawg?

Starfire: Friends, i'm going the 'emo'

FREAKIN WIN SHADOW!!!! I was laughing so hard, I think I literally busted a gut!

Yay internal bleeding :D

Beast Boy: I'll have four hamburgers with a side of chicken fries and a cup of meat juice!

Cyborg: *sets T-Car on fire*

Raven: "I LIKE GLUE!"

Starfire: "Robin, you're short, your pants are waaaayyy too tight, and your hair gel makes you smell like a guffnark-trasblush!" (totally made up btw)

Robin: *whiny voice* I don't wanna fight bad guys, they're too tough Dx

Slade: "Crach me!"

Karmy: Ok! *craches Slade*

Let's see....

Robin: I give up. I just wanna be a ballerina!
Raven: Miley Cyrus is my favorite singer.
Starfire: I hate you all.
Beast Boy: Dude! Ever notice how good hotdogs are?!
Cyborg: TOFU IS SO GOOD MAN!

[quote="Fishing4Karma/]

Slade: "Crach me!"

Karmy: Ok! *craches Slade*[/quote]


ROTFL!!!! =DDDD i couldn't stop laughing for like 10 min!

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!

WIN SHADOW WIN!!!!!!

Shadow_of_Darkness wrote:

Fishing4Karma wrote:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!

WIN SHADOW WIN!!!!!!

XDD!!!! Boredom Win :3

I think thats the best boredom win of all time XD!!!

Slade: "Why can't we be friends!"

Raven: "I'm too sexy for my love. Too sexy for my love!"

Terra: "Things don't change"

Starfire: I'M GOING TO @#$%ing &^$# YOU!

Beast Boy: "Oh! My taxidermist called!"

Robin: "Those charges won't stick! I had nothing to do with that prostitute!"

Cyborg: "I'm not wearing pants!"

Robin: Oh my god! I broke a fingernail!

Cyborg: Hey Robin, where did you put my tampons?

Starfire: Pass the joints my way..

Beast Boy: I can't believe I sat under a chicken's butt for 3 hours to figure out where the eggs come from.

Raven: Get outta my way! I need to poop!!

Just cause this keeps popping up on the set....

Raven: That's what SHE said!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XDDD!!! OH DAMN THAT MADE MY MORNING MERCY XD!!!!!!!

Haha! Glad I could make someone happy.. Like anyone happy...

Oh pfffttt!

Whats that supposed t mean O_o

Robin: I feel like running in the desert... Naked....

That sounds like something Rain would say XD!!!

Robin: I LOVE UNICORNS! EEEEE!
Raven: Beast Boy's a genius!
Cyborg: I LOVE UNICORNS TOO! ESPECIALLY CHARLIE <3 *Wearing Charlie the Unicorn shirt*
Beast Boy:I just got accepted into Harvard! *Does not say April Fool's o.o*
Starfire: I want to blow up Tamaran!

Well, technically "Titans"

Ivy: "I love it when you call me dollface."
Zero: "Its because Karmy glued one to your face!"

Casius: *riding horse* "This is FABULOUUUUUSSS!!!!"
Ghost: "Wooooeeeeh!!! This is da best!" *jumps on horse behind Casius. They crush it*

Merc: "Lets go eat tofu and glue things to Nightwings butt!"
Karmy: "But I'm too tired" Dx

Luna: "Arrrrr me hearties! I be makin ya walk da plate!" *shoves Lupe and Nyah off the boat*

Beast Boy: "So, yeah. I've decided that video games are totally boring."

Raven: "Really? Because I've suddenly deemed them worth playing."

Cyborg: "Hey BB! Wanna drive the T-Car?"

Beast Boy: "No thanks."

ROBIN: Guys, does this sharpie smell bad to you?
RAVEN: Can somebody record UFC for me while I'm out at the mall?
CYBORG: Starfire's making dinner? Yum!
BEASTBOY: Hey guys, did you know that Shakespeare invented the word "assassination"?
STARFIRE: I spent 2 days trapped under a pile of bodies in Iwo Jima. The things I smelled you can't even IMAGINE!

Cyborg: Hey does this rag smell like choloraform to you?

Raven: I think the pink pumps look better with that up-do.

Starfire: I have made the dinner, 'Silkie Surprise'...eat up!

Robin: Does this dress make me look fat?

Beast boy: Guys, here is the new software I made for the Titans computer...

Cyborg: *puts on toupee*

Robin: *shaves head* Look! I'm Britney Spears!

Starfire: I got a tattoo on my ass! Wanna see?

Raven: Oooooohhhh burn!

Beast boy: yes! Now, Im going to turn into COUNT LOGAN! BECAUSE TERRA WANTED CHANGES.

I was waiting for someone to say that. XDD


Cyborg: Hug me.

Beast Boy: GIMME DAT MEAT!!!

Robin: nah, dawg, that ish ain't working right.

Starfire: Taste. My. Ice. Cream. Cuz I got all these different flavors that you'll like...

Raven: Love makes the world go round.