What Titans Would Never Say

"You know where taffy comes from? A volcanoe in Holland shoots out COWS when you milk them taffy comes out."
-Robin

"Hey WHO ate my pet monkey?! I was gonna eat that!"
Cyborg

"Guys... I just enlisted in the army!"
-Raven

"Check out dem' GRILLZ!"
-Starfire

"I'm Ty! We're exactly alike! We both play video games, we both hate ham, (though he only hates ham and eats other meat, when I'm a vegiterian) and we're both funny!!!!!!!!!!"
-Beast Boy

Robin: Me and my best bud Slade are gonna go hang out.

Cyborg: I'm like, going to the movies, and like, going to the mall.

Raven: i feel pretty. Oh so pretty.

Starfire: Yo momma.

BB: I MUST have that chicken McNugget!