Corrupt a Wish

SnowFallsSlow wrote:Wish granted, but then I'd have to kill you.

I wish that I had a hat.

wish granted but the hat turns into a taco that explodes and the bits of remains turn into man eating sushi that devours the whole town and forms a anti hat resistance so all the hate makers went out of business or died

i wish i had my magic muffin of puffyness back from the hyenas of wonderland XD

Granted, but the muffin's magical ability is to give you powers to give you the ability to talk to chairs. Unfortunately you gain the power by eating it while covered in cyanide. And if you eat it without the cyanide you go blind. If you don't eat it or throw it away then you lose the ability to eat. Those darn muffins from the hyenas of wonderland.

I wish I had more scholarships to college

Wish granted; *Error: wish too genuine to corrupt*

I wish women weren't so complicated. Women, don't hate

Wish granted, now men are too complicated and emotional.

I wish you men were a bit more obvious.

SnowFallsSlow wrote:Wish granted, now men are too complicated and emotional.

I wish you men were a bit more obvious.

wish granted but the wish took so much power that the universe implodes and monkeys take over the world and eat all the sushi XD

i wish i knew what cyanide was XD

Wish granted, but you find out by taste-testing it.

I wish I'd had more time this afternoon.

SnowFallsSlow wrote:Wish granted, but you find out by taste-testing it.

I wish I'd had more time this afternoon.

rofl! XD wish granted but all the clocks in the world break and time offically stops after this afternoon and monkeys finally take over the world and cupcakes disapear?!?!~? XD

i wish i had some mouth wash XD rofl nasty cyanide

Granted, but cyanide is a poison when ingested, and you're dead anyway.

I wish I had some socks.

wish granted, but they're too small.

I wish I had more hours last week x3x

redhood321 wrote:wish granted, but they're too small.

I wish I had more hours last week x3x

wish granted but now your stuck in the past and you dissapear from the present XD

i wish i wasnt dead XD and is it really poisonous ? XD

Wish granted, now you're a zombie and the site uses you for practice for the upcoming zombie invasion.

I wish I had some dinner.

And yes, it really is.

Wish granted, but you have squeeze cheese and cow eyeballs for dinner.


I wish I had a private jet.

Wish granted, but the jet is a plastic toy.

I wish I had a Smart House. That wouldn't go insane.

abreu7 wrote:Wish granted, but the jet is a plastic toy.

I wish I had a Smart House. That wouldn't go insane.

wish granted but the house is ridiculously annoying XD i hope a smart house is a house that can think sry if not XD

i wish i had zombie minions to eat tacos with meeees!

Wish granted, but I'm the one entertaining you.

I wish someone fixed my computer... its fried ;-;

Wish granted, but now your TV is fried.

I wish i had a time machine.

Wish granted, but you accidentally become your own grandfather.

I wish I could get paid right this second! :D

SnowFallsSlow wrote:Wish granted, but you accidentally become your own grandfather.

I wish I could get paid right this second! :D

wish granted but the paycheck is 1 cent

i wish i had the power to breath flames ....yum

Wish granted, but all your dates get fried...

I wish my laptop would let me upload my pics and vids!

Music_Hero2779 wrote:Wish granted, but all your dates get fried...

I wish my laptop would let me upload my pics and vids!

granted but every single pic and all throughout the vids everything is blocked by giant random monkeys of doom and pink tacos XD rofl ....tacos.......

i wish i had some more pink jelly tacos of doomyness .....they go boom too fast XD

Robin wrote:Granted, but they're poison.

I wish I had a batcave..;-;

Wish granted, but the cave is contaminated with the ebola virus.


I wish I had a slingshot.

Wish granted, you obtain a 200ft Slingshot.

I wish my new haircut wasn't so stupid.

Wish granted, no one sees it as stupid, just crazy.

I wish I didn't have to run 50 laps at V-Ball 2nite...

And you get your wish! Too bad the program doesn't work.

I wish I was just a tad more creative.

Wish granted, you have to run 100.

I wish that Robin had some alligator blood for that evil virus in her Batcave.