Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted, but they eat your monkeys.

I wish I could watch Avatar and write at the same time.

Granted but the movie is so horrible your paper explodes.

I wish this storm would go away =(

Granted, but now it's snowing!
I wish I could figure out what's wrong with my code in my Sonic hack. >.>

Wish granted, but the problem is unfixable.

I wish Archie knew I meant the cartoon series and not the movie.

Granted and you get so engrossed by the awesome show that your paper gets up and walks away. XD

I wish mah friend would txt me.

Granted, but the text is too large to read on your phone and you don't get the message.

I wish that I had my USB drive right here.

Granted but it is actually the ghost of your USB drive and so utterly useless.

I wish Snow's corruption didn't happen XD

Wish granted, but then I don't get to make a wish.

I wish I could wish anyway.

Granted but the star that was going to grant your wish falls on an unsuspecting town and burns down their ice cream shops.

I wish I was better at coloring on the computer.

Wish granted, but your monitor's colors invert.

I wish I knew where my hat was.

Granted but it is so holey you cant wear it.

I wish my penny wasn't so lonely =(

archiesangel wrote:Granted but it is so holey you cant wear it.

I wish my penny wasn't so lonely =(

wish granted, but your penny joins friends with the mafia and gets into trouble witha drive by shooting and dies from blood loss ....poor penny XD

i wish for noone to corrupt my wish XD epic win

Epic fail. Wish granted, but now the game comes to a standstill, and you can never play again.

I wish Cheerio's didn't have such a nasty aftertaste.

Granted, but any and all nutrients have been reversed into a deadly hemotoxin.

I wish I had a sandvich that is moist and delicious.

Teh Brutus wrote:Granted, but any and all nutrients have been reversed into a deadly hemotoxin.

I wish I had a sandvich that is moist and delicious.

wish granted, but you drop your epic sandwich in the sewer and a possessed one eyed hamster eats it XD rofl

i wish i had total domination over the world?!?! XD muahhahhahahahha.....

Wish granted, but you have no domination over the PEOPLE in the world and they all rebel against you.


I wish I could make the best coffee in the world.

Wish granted, but its greatness burned out your taste buds as you take the first sip.

I wish I could join the Brotherhood of Nod.

Teh Brutus wrote:Wish granted, but its greatness burned out your taste buds as you take the first sip.

I wish I could join the Brotherhood of Nod.

wish granted but the soon kick you out for eating to many natchos

i wish i could turn into a penguin BUT can fly too hehe...

Wish granted, but now you can no longer be human.


I wish shoes had minds of their own.

Thecrazykid3649 wrote:Wish granted, but now you can no longer be human.


I wish shoes had minds of their own.

rofl! wish granted but now all the shoes in teh world have joined forces and taken over the world XD dang those shoes! XD took my dream

i wish i could be a penguin that can fly AND turn back into a human XD

Granted, but when you go to change back into a human, you change into a Snowman!
I wish I had more candy.

Ravenisawesome wrote:Granted, but when you go to change back into a human, you change into a Snowman!
I wish I had more candy.

granted but the candy you had before all rots and then turns into apples and then explodes.................and a muffin pops out of nowherW!!?!?! muahah XD ....

i wish i could make puppies spawn out of anywhere i wanted XD!! XD muahhahahaha puppy powers ftw?!?! XD

Wish granted, but you're blind, deaf, and mute.

I wish I would just get over it already.

SnowFallsSlow wrote:Wish granted, but you're blind, deaf, and mute.

I wish I would just get over it already.

wish granted......but another problem starts thats worse than what you got over XD

i wish i knew what it was.

Wish granted, but then I'd have to kill you.

I wish that I had a hat.