Corrupt a Wish

Granted but your computer stays here with me XD

I wish I could be more patient for the next excerpt of your fanfic story!! IM SO EXCITED!!!

XD Wish granted, you just sleep until I post it. (I'll send you a PM as soon as I put it up, okay?)

I wish more people were that excited!

Granted, you fan fiction develops a Twilight like following and is optioned to be made into a major motion picture, under the condition that you add vampires because "that's what the fans want."

I wish all Twilight Fans would be forced to spend ten minutes alone with Count Vladamir Draculean of Transylvania.

(D:)

Wish granted. He eats them. :3 Wait... that's not a corruption!

I wish that I'd never read those books.

SnowFallsSlow wrote:(D:)Wish granted. He eats them. :3 Wait... that's not a corruption!

xD

Wish granted. You instead watch the movies, and become a Twilight fangirl :O

I wish this coffee would kick in so I could be fully awake >_<

Granted, but I steal you coffee!!

I wish my throat didn't hurt ;-;

Granted, but your eyeballs pop out.

I wish I had a tablet

Granted, but you get so impatient with it that you send it to me.

I wish I had Batman videos

Granted, but they're pirated and you get caught.

I wish I had some Vanilla Coke.

Granted but it tastes like chocolate

I wish I had an Oreo

Granted, but it's expired since 1992.

I wish I could stop time.

Granted but you gain five years everytime you stop it

I wish we would get passed Word in computer apps class

Granted, but you spend 2 months in.. EXCEL + ACCESS D:!!

I wish I could learn Access :T

Granted but you fail at Outlook and the mouse eats your hand O_o

I wish I was able to keep my concentration better

Granted, but you concentrate too much on scrubbing your hands that you scrub them right off O_O

I wish I had more fireworks

Granted you set them off and burn down the state of Texas and the government arrests you and no one ever hears from you again

I wish I was warmer

NOOOOO!!!

Granted, its so hot that your shoes melt when you go outside and when you try to fry an egg on the sidewalk, PETA ambushes you

I wish I had a PETA shirt :T

Granted but I fry an egg on your shirt

I wish I liked eggs XD

Granted.. Peta comes after you again

I wish this Nyquil wasnt so strong x-x

Granted it doesn't work and you forget what it's for

I wish you were feeling better

Granted but I.. lose my mind HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....


I wish everyone else was insane

Granted except you are the only sane one

I wish I wasn't so addicted to Deviant Art

Granted, but you never see the pictures I put up.

I wish I had a working keyboard. =P

Granted but your computer dies and the keyboard is depressed

I wish I knew what your DA was *wink, wink* :D

Granted, but you'd realize I use the same name for everything. *wink, wink*

I wish I knew why I was winking.