Re: Corrupt a Wish

by **SnowFallsSlow** 8/22/2010, 6:37 pm

Wish granted, but it all goes bad before you can drink it.

I wish I had gone back to school shopping today.

by Raevien 8/23/2010, 12:34 pm

Wish granted. You did, but just as you got there all the sales and discounts ended.

I wish September 8th would get here already.

by **SnowFallsSlow** 8/23/2010, 7:33 pm

Wish granted, but that's the day I have my dentist appointment.

I wish I had some noise canceling headphones.

by **SnowFallsSlow** 8/31/2010, 4:43 pm

Wish granted, but they're ugly.

I wish that I could do a handstand.

by archiesangel 8/31/2010, 8:22 pm

Granted but you cant get back on your feet so you live the rest of your life on your hands.

I wish I could have a poptart right now...mmm... something with chocolate...

by **SnowFallsSlow** 8/31/2010, 9:38 pm

Wish granted, but it gets burned and stinks up the whole house.

I wish that I didn't have to go to bed so early.

by **Vandal** 9/1/2010, 4:34 pm

Wish granted, but you can't wake up at all and you fall asleep in class.

I wish I was more disciplined in my work ethic.

by archiesangel 9/1/2010, 9:43 pm

Granted but your ethic gets so strict all you can do is work ever.

I wish I had an expo marker that worked.

by **SnowFallsSlow** 9/2/2010, 3:46 pm

Wish granted, but the color is white.

I wish I had a sandwich.

by archiesangel 9/2/2010, 5:31 pm

XD
Granted but it evaporates because it was so moldy.

I wish I could find an 80's outfit for school tomorrow...

by **Vandal** 9/2/2010, 5:31 pm

Wish granted, but it's made entirely out of mustard.

I wish I didn't have to go!

by archiesangel 9/2/2010, 5:33 pm

Granted and you can never leave!!

I wish you didn't have to go D=

by **SnowFallsSlow** 9/3/2010, 10:06 pm

Granted, but now you have to.

I wish I could find that hat of mine.

by archiesangel 9/3/2010, 10:13 pm

Granted but a family of mice are living in it so there are more holes than hat.

I wish I could type faster.

by **SnowFallsSlow** 9/3/2010, 10:19 pm

Wish granted, but you type so fast that you can't catch your own typos.

I wish I had that book.

by archiesangel 9/3/2010, 10:26 pm

Granted but your book gets stolen and is replaced by a russian Dr. Seuss story.

I wish Wheat Thins were never created.

by Fishing4Infinity 9/3/2010, 11:02 pm

Granted, but Wheat Thicks are created and their ten times worse

I wish I could find my good pair of shorts

by archiesangel 9/4/2010, 7:13 am

Granted but they were lost for so long they grew into long pants.

I wish I could do a split.

by **SnowFallsSlow** 9/4/2010, 8:24 am

Wish granted, you do a banana split.

I wish my cat would be quieter.

by archiesangel 9/4/2010, 10:29 pm

Granted but ur cat starts to read your thoughts and you go mad. I wish my cuz would get off of Facebook.

by **SnowFallsSlow** 9/5/2010, 9:03 pm

Wish granted; they show up at your door.

I wish my kitten would stop sneezing. ;-;

by **Vandal** 9/5/2010, 11:28 pm

Granted, it starts projectile vomiting.

I wish I wasn't such a darn GENIUS! Cause I think I'm just TOO smart! BWAHAHAAHAHH!

by archiesangel 9/6/2010, 7:08 am

Granted you get so smart your brain cells start to explode and you become dumber than a street pole.

I wish I knew why you changed your name Mercy

by **SnowFallsSlow** 9/6/2010, 9:24 am

Wish granted, but it's not as informative as you'd hoped.

I wish I knew where you guys get these awesome avatars.

by archiesangel 9/6/2010, 8:53 pm

Granted but there none left anymore for anybody else to use.

I wish I had a pencil.

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