Corrupt a Wish

Granted... but it tastes like purple.

I wish Batman Beyond would come back.

Granted, but then sme lame producer would mess it up.

I wish pop/rap/RnB was dead.

Granted but then k-pop ends up ruling all the airwaves

I wish my cuz wasn't such a good manipulator xP

Granted, but then they aren't good...there the best.

I wish I didn't have to shovel snow.

Granted but you have to shovel ice instead.
I wish I could be a Titan.

Granted, but then you turn evil and they would have to take you down.

I wish life wasn't a war in which no one makes it out alive.

Wish granted; one person survives.

I wish things weren't so easy to break.

Granted, but things you need to break (like eggs) are now unbreakable.

I wish i knew what to wish for....>_<?

Wish granted, but the wish is corrupted.

I wish I hadn't let this thread wither.

Wish granted; but now it has spread like a diease, sucking the life out of every forum website.

I wish superheros & villains were real.

Wish granted, but everyone is either a superhero or a supervillain, and, since most people are selfish and evil, us superheroes are almost immediately squashed by their sheer numbers, throwing the world good vs. evil quota off-balance and blowing up the Earth.

I wish that I had more time to clean.

Granted but things just get messier faster.

I wish my fever would go down xP

Wish granted, but then your homostatis drops to a record -50 degrees and you become an ice cube.

I wish that there was more thunderstorms with lots of lightning.

Granted but you missed them a couple hours ago

I wish I understood how to play chess.

Wish granted, but you forget every time you sit down to play.

I wish that my hair was a little shorter.

Granted but it starts to thin and eventually falls out

I wish I was done with my entry for Snow's prompt

Wish granted, but the internet dies.

I wish I knew how close to done you were.

Granted, but each time you check she loses all her work and has to start all over again. Welcome to the suffering or Orpheus.

I wish I wasn't so pissy with you guys.

Wish granted; now we're pissy with you.

I wish I could read minds.

I can live with that.

Granted, but you can't turn it off, ever, you hear everything from the inner most to the absolute superficial thoughts which flow from every individual you ever encounter.

I wish I had more time to do my finals.

Wish granted, but you now have several years and can't turn them in early. They get lost and you fail.

I wish people would answer their mail.

Granted but it's never the answer you want to hear

I wish my entry hadn't been deleted off my computer =/

Wish granted; it has been deleted from your BRAIN.

I wish I knew how long it would take you to recover/rewrite it. If you're still actively working on it, I can extend the deadline again.

Granted you now know that it's gone for good =(
(I hope to FINALLY get an entry in next week! gah!)

I wish my computer wasn't so fickle.

granted but the computer gets left behind in the times

i wish my vocab database was much bigger Oo