Corrupt a Wish

archiesangel wrote:Granted but you... and every monkey on the planet.... suddently go deaf.

I wish my rents could decide on a temp on the air conditioner... one is always hot and the other is always cold PICK ONE ALREADY!!! D=

granted, but now your place has turned into the desert XD ...oh and your conditioner melted in the sudden burst of heat that came XD rofl

and why?!?! XD my monkeys are deaf?!?! XD poor monkeys

I wish you'd made a wish that I could corrupt.

SnowFallsSlow wrote:I wish you'd made a wish that I could corrupt.

rofl!! i was laughing at that comment to hard i forgot tool! XD rofl soo umm i guess ill just go on from last time XD ....i wish i had some soup XD there yay

Actually, the thing to do would have been to corrupt that wish. But, I'll pretend you did.

Granted, but the soup is boiling hot and you burn your whole mouth and your spoon hand, and you can't eat anything hot for the next week.

I wish my cat wouldn't meow so loudly.

Granted your cat starts to bark loudly.

I wish the rain would bring in some cool air!!

Granted, it snows! :D

I wish I could play this and watch Avatar.

Granted but your fingers break and you cant tie your shoes and you tripp so whenever you greet someone you say "Hel*trip*-lo"

I wish the show American Pickers wasn't so stupid XP

Granted, now the web explodes with people talking about how awesome it is.

I wish I had my hat.

rofl sry i was thinking about doing that but then it was getting really confuseing XD rofl

granted, but you find that there is a taco in the hat and when you eat it you shrink and a ant chases you all the way to china

i wish i had a mountain of muffins and tacos and a giant bear to hug XD

Wish granted, but the mountain of muffins molds and the tacos tank anyway; the giant bear mauls you to pieces.

I wish I had a knife.

Granted but it deflates after three seconds.

I wish my mother was a better driver XD

Granted, now your dad's the worse driver, and he insists on driving.

I wish I knew how my knife deflated.

Wish granted, your brother let all the air out.

I wish I didn't have to do so much school work during the summer.

Wish granted; now you get no break at Christmas time.

I wish I had enough money for that laptop.

wish granted, but someone mugs you8 and steals the money

I wish I had longer deadlines for my assignments x3x

Granted, but you forget them every time and still manage to miss them

I wish I knew why Larry King's shoulders were so pointy... They scare me DX

Granted, but the reason's more terrifying than the shoulders!

I wish I didn't need sleep.

wish granted, but you get tired and cranky nonstop.

I wish I had less annoying brothers >_>

Wish granted. Now you have a gaggle of giggling sisters.

I wish I hadn't missed 11:11 granting and corrupting your wish!

Granted but everytime you look at a clock it will always be 11:12

I wish I knew what the 11:11 meant/ referred to...

archiesangel wrote:Granted but everytime you look at a clock it will always be 11:12

I wish I knew what the 11:11 meant/ referred to...

well all the clocks in the whole universe just exploded and monkeys flew out of them stabing anyones organs within a 200 mile radius so now noone will ever knowA??!?!!? muhahaha XD and alottttttttt of ppl will need new organs now....mhm rofl

i wish i had my organs back XD rofl dang moonkesy!

Wish granted, but the surgeries cost millions.

I wish my computer wasn't so slow and crashy.

Wish granted, your computer doesn't work any more. Slow and crashy? Psh now it can't even run.

I wish I had a waffle T_T

Wish granted, but it's cold.

I wish I had some soup. :3

SnowFallsSlow wrote:Wish granted, but it's cold.

I wish I had some soup. :3

wish granted but my monkey minions of doom and chaos steal your soup and give it to giant potato ppl XD rofl ....^^

i wish the gaint potato ppl would become my minions too XD Oo >< ^^ XD