Corrupt a Wish

Granted but you have to fill them with pus like goo in order for that to happen.



I wish I could get Hawaiian food for dinner.

Granted.. Well.. Granted. Haha.

I wish I could taste Hawaiian food.

Granted, but it turns out not as good as you had hoped for.

I wish I could go to Hawaii

Granted but you have to spend all your time in their salt water pools with no goggles.


I wish I had a job.

Granted but you have to work with space pirate lord.

I wish I had a Batman shirt.

Granted but a rabid fan comes and steals it

I wish I could find shoes that fit

Granted, but they aren't your's!

I wish I didn't have homework.

Granted you have all of your classes' homework!

I wish I had some superglue

Granted but you wind up gluing your butt to the kitchen floor.



I wish I wasn't busy garggling snot.

Wish granted but the snot runs off and terrorizes downtown tokyo

I wish I could fix my car better

Good riddance to Tokyo.

Granted, but now it runs on 12 feet per gallon.

I wish I had more time to go and watch movies again.

Wish granted but the only movies out are from Asylum Studios *shudder* evil bumholes....

I wish I knew exactly how many licks it takes to get to the totosie roll center of a tootsie pop.

Granted, but when you get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop, you are sorely disappointed

I wish I had Jace

I dunno what that is but wish granted. Unfortunately its from Space Australia.


I wish I had a kitten.

Granted but... It's... Blue... I really dont wanna corrupt that

I wish I could sleep..

wish granted but you allways dream of Lee Iacoca. Blech!

I wish my parents weren't constantly in a bad mood.

Granted but they're in no mood whatsoever at all

I wish my allergies weren't flaring up

Wish granted. Projectile vomiting.

I wish I had more imagination.

Granted, you're institutionalized for schizophrenia.

I with I had a marketable talent.

Wish granted but nobody is hiring

I wish my boss wasn't the gainormous turd he is.

Granted, he's nice to you but everyone else gets jealous of you and when you're walking out to your car, the jump you and throw you into the back of a van and drive you into the middle of the Everglades and leave you to be eaten by alligators.

I wish I had a tv with better resolution

Wish granted but you only get the Oprah Winfrey network

I wish you hadn't fed me to aligators

Granted but she glues you to an alligator instead...

I wish my dad could have Thanksgiving with us

wish granted, but.... I don't want to corrupt that one because my dad was working thanksgiving and I know how much it sucks.

I wish I knew what to make for lunch.

Granted but it takes you till dinner to figure it out...

I wish my phone battery lasted longer