Re: Corrupt a Wish

by **Vandal** 9/7/2010, 8:10 pm

Granted, but it's made of human souls..........

I wish I could sing amazingly.

by **SnowFallsSlow** 9/7/2010, 8:18 pm

Wish granted, but now you're deaf.

I wish that I had something figured out.

by archiesangel 9/7/2010, 9:03 pm

Granted but your brain worked so hard figuring it out, it melts.

I wish I couold learn how to use this new software D=

by **Vandal** 9/9/2010, 10:04 pm

Granted... but you realize in the process of learning that it was developed by Nazis.

I wish I could stay on my computer longer ;-;

by archiesangel 9/9/2010, 10:06 pm

Granted but ou never get anything else done and trolls steal your feet.

I wish I knew a Smurf.

by **SnowFallsSlow** 9/10/2010, 3:29 pm

Wish granted, but he's a jerk.

I wish my wishes weren't so shallow.

by archiesangel 9/10/2010, 8:26 pm

Granted but they're so deep you drown.

by **SnowFallsSlow** 9/11/2010, 9:03 pm

I wish you'd made a wish for me to corrupt.

by archiesangel 9/12/2010, 12:02 am

I wish I didn't feel so retarded for forgetting a wish XD

by **redeagle321** 9/12/2010, 7:36 am

Wish granted, you remember to wish, but have no clue what to wish for.

I wish I could've slept in a bit later this morning =P

by archiesangel 9/12/2010, 8:53 am

Granted but then all your posts would have been deleted and the space time continum would be thrown off and the world would explode into a black hole.

I wish I liked eggs.

by **Rinisa** 9/12/2010, 10:20 am

Wish granted, but you like them so much you fall into an egg obsession and are locked up in an Asylum.

I wish I was better at playing the flute.

by archiesangel 9/12/2010, 10:24 am

Granted but you play so good birds and squirrels fall you around everywhere chirping and humming along.

I wish my homework was done already.

by **Rinisa** 9/12/2010, 10:31 am

Granted, but your teacher finds out and decides to give you more homework since you finished early.

I wish I could go to the park today.

(And for my last wish, I kinda wouldn't mind the squirrels and birds...XD)

by archiesangel 9/12/2010, 10:38 am

Granted but the birds and squirrels assasinated you sooo no park today o_O

I wish the Drug and Alcohol Test wasn't so repetitive.

by **redeagle321** 9/12/2010, 10:49 am

Wish granted, they add more stuff and it's just as boring.

I wish my bosses weren't so stupid oPo

by archiesangel 9/12/2010, 11:01 am

Granted but now they are jerks.

I wish Cloverfield was on.

by **redeagle321** 9/12/2010, 11:10 am

Wish granted, but it's not on a channel you get.

I wish I had the foggiest idea what to wish for.....

by Fishing4Infinity 9/12/2010, 11:14 am

Granted, but the monster comes to your town cause he doesn't like you watching him naked and rampaging through New York on the TV.

I wish my head would stop hurting

by **Rinisa** 9/12/2010, 11:15 am

Granted, but your head starts itching instead.

I wish it was legal to own a Canadian.

by archiesangel 9/12/2010, 11:15 am

Granted but I steal your Canadian.

I wish I had a mobile pencil sharpener.

by Fishing4Infinity 9/12/2010, 11:17 am

Granted, but you accidentally stick your finger in there and mutilate it

I wish I could go on a road trip

by **Rinisa** 9/12/2010, 11:20 am

Granted, but the road trip is just down the street.

I wish I had my Canadian back.

by Fishing4Infinity 9/12/2010, 11:22 am

Granted, but they steal your wallet

I wish that the sky wouldn't cry

by archiesangel 9/12/2010, 11:23 am

Granted it throws rocks at you.

I wish I had a better memory for important things.

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